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2024 US Presidential Election
RE: 2024 US Presidential Election
(August 14, 2024 at 9:54 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Name a normal human activity that you think Trump might be skilled at. Anything that normal adults can typically do. Fry an egg, drive a car, change a tire, walk a dog, rock a baby to sleep ... normal stuff. Name one.

I bet he can eat a Big Mac in three bites or less.
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RE: 2024 US Presidential Election
(August 14, 2024 at 11:01 pm)Jackalope Wrote:
(August 14, 2024 at 9:54 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Name a normal human activity that you think Trump might be skilled at. Anything that normal adults can typically do. Fry an egg, drive a car, change a tire, walk a dog, rock a baby to sleep ... normal stuff. Name one.

I bet he can eat a Big Mac in three bites or less.

How normal is that?!

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RE: 2024 US Presidential Election
(August 14, 2024 at 11:09 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
(August 14, 2024 at 11:01 pm)Jackalope Wrote: I bet he can eat a Big Mac in three bites or less.

How normal is that?!

It's not, but I bet he can do it.
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RE: 2024 US Presidential Election
(August 14, 2024 at 11:32 pm)Jackalope Wrote:
(August 14, 2024 at 11:09 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: How normal is that?!

It's not, but I bet he can do it.

Let's hope he gets a side-order of myocardial infarction.

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RE: 2024 US Presidential Election
^ We could all chip in for a "lifetime" pass to the Heart Attack Grill...or a bag of cement.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: 2024 US Presidential Election
(August 15, 2024 at 12:19 am)Fireball Wrote: ^ We could all chip in for a "lifetime" pass to the Heart Attack Grill...or a bag of cement.

I've got an 80-lb bag of cement in the garage. 5 lbs of brisket from our local grill is about $60, and that will clog arteries like pouring corn-starch into plumbing.

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RE: 2024 US Presidential Election
(August 14, 2024 at 9:54 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Name a normal human activity that you think Trump might be skilled at. Anything that normal adults can typically do. Fry an egg, drive a car, change a tire, walk a dog, rock a baby to sleep ... normal stuff. Name one.

Lying.
The first revolt is against the supreme tyranny of theology, of the phantom of God. As long as we have a master in heaven, we will be slaves on earth.

Mikhail Bakunin.

The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance.

Socrates.
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RE: 2024 US Presidential Election
(August 14, 2024 at 9:54 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Name a normal human activity that you think Trump might be skilled at. Anything that normal adults can typically do. Fry an egg, drive a car, change a tire, walk a dog, rock a baby to sleep ... normal stuff. Name one.

His heart is too skilled at beating.
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RE: 2024 US Presidential Election
(August 15, 2024 at 1:04 am)Ivan Denisovich Wrote:
(August 14, 2024 at 9:54 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Name a normal human activity that you think Trump might be skilled at. Anything that normal adults can typically do. Fry an egg, drive a car, change a tire, walk a dog, rock a baby to sleep ... normal stuff. Name one.

Lying.

We have a winnah!

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RE: 2024 US Presidential Election
(August 14, 2024 at 9:54 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Name a normal human activity that you think Trump might be skilled at. Anything that normal adults can typically do. Fry an egg, drive a car, change a tire, walk a dog, rock a baby to sleep ... normal stuff. Name one.

Confabulate
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
JH
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