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RE: 2024 US Presidential Election
August 14, 2024 at 11:01 pm
(August 14, 2024 at 9:54 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Name a normal human activity that you think Trump might be skilled at. Anything that normal adults can typically do. Fry an egg, drive a car, change a tire, walk a dog, rock a baby to sleep ... normal stuff. Name one.
I bet he can eat a Big Mac in three bites or less.
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RE: 2024 US Presidential Election
August 14, 2024 at 11:09 pm
(August 14, 2024 at 11:01 pm)Jackalope Wrote: (August 14, 2024 at 9:54 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Name a normal human activity that you think Trump might be skilled at. Anything that normal adults can typically do. Fry an egg, drive a car, change a tire, walk a dog, rock a baby to sleep ... normal stuff. Name one.
I bet he can eat a Big Mac in three bites or less.
How normal is that?!
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RE: 2024 US Presidential Election
August 14, 2024 at 11:32 pm
(August 14, 2024 at 11:09 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: (August 14, 2024 at 11:01 pm)Jackalope Wrote: I bet he can eat a Big Mac in three bites or less.
How normal is that?!
It's not, but I bet he can do it.
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RE: 2024 US Presidential Election
August 14, 2024 at 11:41 pm
(August 14, 2024 at 11:32 pm)Jackalope Wrote: (August 14, 2024 at 11:09 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: How normal is that?!
It's not, but I bet he can do it.
Let's hope he gets a side-order of myocardial infarction.
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RE: 2024 US Presidential Election
August 15, 2024 at 12:19 am
^ We could all chip in for a "lifetime" pass to the Heart Attack Grill...or a bag of cement.
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RE: 2024 US Presidential Election
August 15, 2024 at 12:24 am
(August 15, 2024 at 12:19 am)Fireball Wrote: ^ We could all chip in for a "lifetime" pass to the Heart Attack Grill...or a bag of cement.
I've got an 80-lb bag of cement in the garage. 5 lbs of brisket from our local grill is about $60, and that will clog arteries like pouring corn-starch into plumbing.
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RE: 2024 US Presidential Election
August 15, 2024 at 1:04 am
(August 14, 2024 at 9:54 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Name a normal human activity that you think Trump might be skilled at. Anything that normal adults can typically do. Fry an egg, drive a car, change a tire, walk a dog, rock a baby to sleep ... normal stuff. Name one.
Lying.
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RE: 2024 US Presidential Election
August 15, 2024 at 1:09 am
(August 14, 2024 at 9:54 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Name a normal human activity that you think Trump might be skilled at. Anything that normal adults can typically do. Fry an egg, drive a car, change a tire, walk a dog, rock a baby to sleep ... normal stuff. Name one.
His heart is too skilled at beating.
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RE: 2024 US Presidential Election
August 15, 2024 at 1:12 am
(August 15, 2024 at 1:04 am)Ivan Denisovich Wrote: (August 14, 2024 at 9:54 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Name a normal human activity that you think Trump might be skilled at. Anything that normal adults can typically do. Fry an egg, drive a car, change a tire, walk a dog, rock a baby to sleep ... normal stuff. Name one.
Lying.
We have a winnah!
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RE: 2024 US Presidential Election
August 15, 2024 at 9:02 am
(August 14, 2024 at 9:54 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Name a normal human activity that you think Trump might be skilled at. Anything that normal adults can typically do. Fry an egg, drive a car, change a tire, walk a dog, rock a baby to sleep ... normal stuff. Name one.
Confabulate
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