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The end of the world
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#11
RE: The end of the world
April 14, 2011 at 2:18 am
I've been doing some reading on May 21st.
Apparently only 200 million Christians will be saved. So much for believe in Jesus and you'll be saved.

I'll post the source here later, or you can just google it. Tongue
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#12
RE: The end of the world
April 14, 2011 at 2:34 am
Good Grief Charlie Brown! Facepalm

Spit Coffee It's 144,000 JEWS that are going to be saved...don't these idiots READ their own propaganda??? Ranting
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End of the world on May 21st.
April 19, 2011 at 11:44 am
http://www.familyradio.com/graphical/lit...gment.html

See you on May 22nd.
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RE: End of the world on May 21st.
April 19, 2011 at 12:00 pm
(April 19, 2011 at 11:44 am)Doubting Thomas Wrote: http://www.familyradio.com/graphical/lit...gment.html

See you on May 22nd.



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#15
RE: End of the world on May 21st.
April 19, 2011 at 12:03 pm
Actually I think it would be very much fun to have an "End of the World" party that day. It is a Saturday, after all.

And the first rule of making end-of-the-world prophecies is never to use specific dates. Always say, "very soon" or "these are the end days." You lose credibility when the specific dates come & go without anything happening.

Of course I always find it hilarious when people use the bible, which never mentions specific dates at all, and was written before our current calendar system came into use, to predict specific dates for the end of the world.
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RE: End of the world on May 21st.
April 19, 2011 at 12:29 pm
Get everyone in on this - and pass the idea around to every atheist you know. I wish I could take credit for it, but I actually got it from the amazing guys at Irreligiosophy, which is a fantastic podcast, btw. If you want to listen to bullshit nearly on par with Ray Comfort, listen to their Evidence for Faith debate episodes.

On May 21st, everyone who is a publicly professed atheist should go into hiding, leaving piles of clothing in the streets or on their doorsteps. Just be gone for an entire 24 hours. Make it look like you were zapped up in the middle of doing shit.

That way when the Christians wake up and see it, they all go "FUCK!"

And later we all come out and yell SIKE!!!
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RE: End of the world on May 21st.
April 19, 2011 at 12:33 pm
Honestly..if I see naked people flying in the air..I am going to be dumbfounded. Im going to be like; "You mean to tell me that nutty fucking book was right?!?! Ho-ley sheep shit."

I will then run around screaming in the air; "Hey..you forgot the extremist Muslims...here they are..take them with you...PLEASE!!!"

After that I would host a party that lasted a month with a huge banner running across my house saying "The assholes finally disappeared! Lets fucking party!"
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RE: End of the world on May 21st.
April 19, 2011 at 1:23 pm
Quote:Honestly..if I see naked people flying in the air..I am going to be dumbfounded.


Ever see those people of Walmart photos? If some of those fuckers are naked and flying I think I'll just puke.

Lots of ugly fucking xtians around.
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RE: End of the world on May 21st.
April 19, 2011 at 1:25 pm
Thinking hmm... End of the World nut jobs are really crazy party people in disguise!
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RE: End of the world on May 21st.
April 19, 2011 at 1:28 pm
Do you think they'll be like those Miller nuts (7th Day Adventists?) in the 1800's and go up on some mountain with white robes? Can we block the mountain off?
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