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The end of the world
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#31
RE: End of the world on May 21st.
April 20, 2011 at 12:32 pm
I didn't use a condom even at the beginning of the world party, why should I use it at the end of the world party?
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#32
RE: End of the world on May 21st.
April 20, 2011 at 1:06 pm
(April 20, 2011 at 12:28 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Listen.....I have a very important philosophical question that needs to be answered. So put your thinking caps on....except the xtians who don't have thinking caps.


If you get laid at an end of the world party, should you wear a condom?

Christians dont have sex for fun. Thats what gay people do. Sex is holy, and is for making babies.

If sex for fun was okay, then we would have to let gays get married.
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#33
RE: End of the world on May 21st.
April 20, 2011 at 1:19 pm
So, I'm guessing that's 2 "no" votes.
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#34
RE: End of the world on May 21st.
April 20, 2011 at 2:02 pm
It depends on if I really believed it was the end of the world. If astronomers told us that a 500-mile-wide asteroid was heading to earth on a direct collision course, then no, I wouldn't wear a condom. If some religious nut tells us that the earth is going to end on Saturday because he read it in the bible, then yes, I would.
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#35
RE: End of the world on May 21st.
April 20, 2011 at 3:45 pm
So no=2 and maybe = 1.

I should have made this a poll.
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#36
RE: End of the world on May 21st.
April 20, 2011 at 3:52 pm
If I screw a religious nut chic out to get it one last time before Jesus comes, then of course I would wear a condom. You never know if the retardation is transmissible via exposure to bodily fluids.
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#37
RE: End of the world on May 21st.
April 20, 2011 at 3:58 pm
Are we talking end of the world like...boom, earth go bye-bye? Or just the Rapture? I feel like this would be the defining factor.
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#38
RE: End of the world on May 21st.
April 20, 2011 at 4:08 pm
depends if they had HIV
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#39
RE: End of the world on May 21st.
April 21, 2011 at 5:36 am (This post was last modified: April 21, 2011 at 5:37 am by KichigaiNeko.)
Fook dat!!! I'm moving on or around the 21st May...my place for a partae???

No Min I would not wear a condom and they can send the bills to the 'holy brother in law'
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RE: End of the world on May 21st.
April 21, 2011 at 1:15 pm
No=3

Maybe = 1


Apparently the rest of you have never gotten laid.
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