Every person is religious

[Gawdzilla Sama]

It's very simple. Evil people go to Hell, where there is no sex or anything fun, while the innocent ones get to have unlimited sex and fun times with cute angels in Heaven.

Ah, toddlers have great sex in heaven. Got it.

[Mister Agenda]

So 'because I said so'. Color me underwhelmed.

What were you expecting? Don't be so stuck on yourself. I don't live to meet your expectations.

From you, not much, and boy, you sure delivered! Given what you post, I don't think you even try to meet your own expectations.

[Anomalocaris]

I've also heard that all people are Scottish.

Indeed they all are after a few bottles of scotch

[Ahriman]

*holds Jesus doll up to his ear* "Oh what's that Jesus? You died for my sins? Well I actually don't give a fucking shit. How do you like them apples?"

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I think every person has a religious impulse inside of them.

And you use that comment to support you claim to think?

[The Valkyrie]

I think every person has a religious impulse inside of them.

And you use that comment to support you claim to think?

Sounds like a joke.

A priest says to a parishioner, "Do you have a religious impulse inside you?"

"Why, no father."

"Would you like one?"


Also works with catholic priests and choirboys...

[Thumpalumpacus]

Of course you aren't. 

Okay well how about you clarify what you were trying to say, because it wasn't at all obvious.

Translation: I'm not sharp enough to follow, might you help a dumbass out?

[LinuxGal]

*holds Jesus doll up to his ear* "Oh what's that Jesus? You died for my sins? Well I actually don't give a fucking shit. How do you like them apples?"

Remember that creepy scene in The Omen when Damien's nanny says, "It's all for you!" and then hangs herself in full view of the kid and everyone watching?  That's the same vibe I get from Jesus.

[Simon Moon]

You didn't explain how are atheists religious or why do you think atheists are religious.

Ideologies. An atheist’s world view can be shaped by an ideology just as much as an Abrahamist’s world view can be shaped by Islam, Judaism, or Christianity.

Except, and I know you've had this explained to you multiple times, atheism is not a worldview.

Atheism is simply, being unconvinced that theists' claims that a god or gods exist, is true.

Or even more simply, you claim a god exists, I ask for demonstrable, falsifiable evidence, and valid and sound logic to support your claim, and if you fail to provide said evidence, I remain unconvinced.

How can that be a worldview? That would like saying that my disbelief in the existence of bigfoot, is a worldview.

[The Grand Nudger]

Rationalism is definitely a worldview, but…like atheism, not a religion. Offhand, I’d say the most likely avenue for religious ideation in atheists swirls around nature. Not just in the analog sense of wonder- but also in ideas like a natural balance, or a proscribed state of primal nature.