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Every person is religious
RE: Every person is religious
(September 6, 2023 at 6:38 pm)Ahriman Wrote: It's very simple. Evil people go to Hell, where there is no sex or anything fun, while the innocent ones get to have unlimited sex and fun times with cute angels in Heaven.

Ah, toddlers have great sex in heaven. Got it.
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RE: Every person is religious
(September 6, 2023 at 1:33 pm)Ahriman Wrote:
(September 6, 2023 at 12:30 pm)Mister Agenda Wrote: So 'because I said so'. Color me underwhelmed.

What were you expecting? Don't be so stuck on yourself. I don't live to meet your expectations.

From you, not much, and boy, you sure delivered! Given what you post, I don't think you even try to meet your own expectations.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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RE: Every person is religious
(September 7, 2023 at 4:38 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I've also heard that all people are Scottish.

Indeed they all are after a few bottles of scotch
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RE: Every person is religious
*holds Jesus doll up to his ear* "Oh what's that Jesus? You died for my sins? Well I actually don't give a fucking shit. How do you like them apples?"
"Imagination, life is your creation"
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RE: Every person is religious
(September 4, 2023 at 12:28 am)Ahriman Wrote: I think every person has a religious impulse inside of them.
And you use that comment to support you claim to think?
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RE: Every person is religious
(September 8, 2023 at 8:02 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(September 4, 2023 at 12:28 am)Ahriman Wrote: I think every person has a religious impulse inside of them.
And you use that comment to support you claim to think?

Sounds like a joke.

A priest says to a parishioner, "Do you have a religious impulse inside you?"

"Why, no father."

"Would you like one?"


Also works with catholic priests and choirboys...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Every person is religious
(September 6, 2023 at 11:59 pm)Ahriman Wrote:
(September 6, 2023 at 11:51 pm)Ravenshire Wrote: Of course you aren't. [Image: Eye-Roll.gif]

Okay well how about you clarify what you were trying to say, because it wasn't at all obvious.

Translation: I'm not sharp enough to follow, might you help a dumbass out?

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RE: Every person is religious
(September 8, 2023 at 7:51 pm)Ahriman Wrote: *holds Jesus doll up to his ear* "Oh what's that Jesus? You died for my sins? Well I actually don't give a fucking shit. How do you like them apples?"

Remember that creepy scene in The Omen when Damien's nanny says, "It's all for you!" and then hangs herself in full view of the kid and everyone watching?  That's the same vibe I get from Jesus.
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RE: Every person is religious
(September 4, 2023 at 2:01 am)Ahriman Wrote:
(September 4, 2023 at 1:19 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: You didn't explain how are atheists religious or why do you think atheists are religious.

Ideologies. An atheist’s world view can be shaped by an ideology just as much as an Abrahamist’s world view can be shaped by Islam, Judaism, or Christianity.

Except, and I know you've had this explained to you multiple times, atheism is not a worldview.

Atheism is simply, being unconvinced that theists' claims that a god or gods exist, is true.

Or even more simply, you claim a god exists, I ask for demonstrable, falsifiable evidence, and valid and sound logic to support your claim, and if you fail to provide said evidence, I remain unconvinced.

How can that be a worldview? That would like saying that my disbelief in the existence of bigfoot, is a worldview.

You'd believe if you just opened your heart" is a terrible argument for religion. It's basically saying, "If you bias yourself enough, you can convince yourself that this is true." If religion were true, people wouldn't need faith to believe it -- it would be supported by good evidence.
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RE: Every person is religious
Rationalism is definitely a worldview, but…like atheism, not a religion. Offhand, I’d say the most likely avenue for religious ideation in atheists swirls around nature. Not just in the analog sense of wonder- but also in ideas like a natural balance, or a proscribed state of primal nature.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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