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The Official "Damned Trump" Thread: Phase II
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Nah, that's what lawyers do after-the-fact. The regime doesn't need rule of law.
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Grand Jury Declines to Indict Sandwich Thrower
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/us/po...tment.html

"Federal prosecutors on Tuesday were unable to persuade a grand jury to approve a felony indictment against a man who threw a sandwich at a federal agent on the streets of Washington this month, according to two people familiar with the matter"

I in no way condone such abuse of a sandwich.
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RE: The Official "Damned Trump" Thread: Phase II
Is the sandwich OK?
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Increase funding for sandwich security!
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(August 27, 2025 at 2:25 pm)Angrboda Wrote: Increase funding for sandwich security!

Oh, that’s just swell. For all we know, this sandwich is in the US illegally (snuck across the border in the dead of night, most likely) and YOU want to spend taxpayers’ hard earned dollars on it.

Send the sandwich to Avocado Alcatraz!!

Boru
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A mexican rapist sandwich?
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(August 27, 2025 at 3:27 pm)Deesse23 Wrote: A mexican rapist sandwich?

Only if it has an M13 gang tattoo...maybe written in mustard.
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Those damn mexican sandwiches, taking away all the mustard from good american whitebread sandwiches!
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(August 27, 2025 at 1:24 pm)Jackalope Wrote: Is the sandwich OK?

At the very least I hope the man enjoyed his sandwich, brief as their relationship may have been.
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