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The Official "Damned Trump" Thread: Phase II
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(April 25, 2026 at 10:30 pm)awty Wrote: Trump says he’s safe after evacuation from ‘shooting incident’ at White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner

Damn the bad luck.

This is absolutely shameful. America has a long and noble tradition of political assassins hitting their targets, but this new group is like 'The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight'. C'mon, guys - do better or find another hobby.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: The Official "Damned Trump" Thread: Phase II
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(April 26, 2026 at 8:31 am)Angrboda Wrote: [Image: Screenshot-2026-04-26-at-07-30-48-Eric-D...ilding.png]

So, a Hilton hotel not being secure justifies a ballroom at the White House. Makes perfect sense.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: The Official "Damned Trump" Thread: Phase II
Strange, people aren't constantly trying to kill me.
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I suspect that this buffoonage is a false flag op, tbh. Let's see how this dude worms through the legal system. The chump is unperturbed and calls for his ballroom's completion? FFS
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(April 26, 2026 at 11:03 pm)Fireball Wrote: I suspect that this buffoonage is a false flag op, tbh. Let's see how this dude worms through the legal system. The chump is unperturbed and calls for his ballroom's completion? FFS

Are we really believing that Chumplethinskin could organize a cluster fuck in a brothel? He's stupid, incompetent, and surrounds himself with the least trustworthy conspirators imaginable. That, and he can't keep his mouth shut to save his life. If it had been a false flag attack, he'd have tweeted plans three days before it went down.

Much more plausible to believe that some people are mentally unwell, and that Fake-Tan-Man has painted a target on himself. If you sow the wind and all...
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RE: The Official "Damned Trump" Thread: Phase II
(April 26, 2026 at 11:03 pm)Fireball Wrote: I suspect that this buffoonage is a false flag op, tbh. Let's see how this dude worms through the legal system. The chump is unperturbed and calls for his ballroom's completion? FFS

I doubt very much this one was a fake, unlike Butler, which was, because Trump has nothing to gain by this. It's not going to shore up support among The Faithful, he's not running for anything, and Democrats - apart from that bunghole Fetterman - and most independents are probably, albeit secretly, were hoping for a better outcome.

And lately, he's turning nearly everything into calls for his ballroom's completion.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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You think Butler was fake? A bystander was killed and the secret service killed the shooter.
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RE: The Official "Damned Trump" Thread: Phase II
(April 27, 2026 at 11:56 am)AFTT47 Wrote: You think Butler was fake? A bystander was killed and the secret service killed the shooter.

Yes, and?

Boru
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‘Our First Lady is here. Mrs. Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow.’ - Jimmy Kimmel

Boru
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