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Damned Atheists.
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#1
Damned Atheists.
August 13, 2025 at 9:50 pm
Today, of all days, atheists did nothing controversial.


The bastards!

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RE: Damned Atheists.
August 13, 2025 at 10:48 pm
To be specific, no atheist did anything in the name of, or with the assistance of, no religion. There are enough of us out there creeping around that I'm sure somebody was a right royal bastard, but that's because they were a horrible person and has nothing to do with their atheism. They're just an asshole.
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RE: Damned Atheists.
August 13, 2025 at 11:39 pm
Dafuq, atheists, go and cause some trouble, already! Real trouble, not that religious accusatory shit.  Cool
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RE: Damned Atheists.
August 14, 2025 at 5:29 am
I apologize for failing to do my part as an atheist. It's been weeks since I participated in a Satanic human sacrifice, ate a baby, or had an abortion.

I promise to try harder.

Boru
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RE: Damned Atheists.
August 14, 2025 at 5:47 am
I seldom leave the house so any shenanigans on my part go largely unnoticed.

Being admin on an atheist forum is about as controversial as it gets around here.
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RE: Damned Atheists.
August 14, 2025 at 5:47 am
(August 14, 2025 at 5:29 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I apologize for failing to do my part as an atheist. It's been weeks since I participated in a Satanic human sacrifice, ate a baby, or had an abortion.

I promise to try harder.

Boru

Last chance, if you don't improve you will be expelled!
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RE: Damned Atheists.
August 14, 2025 at 8:18 pm
(August 14, 2025 at 5:47 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote:
(August 14, 2025 at 5:29 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I apologize for failing to do my part as an atheist. It's been weeks since I participated in a Satanic human sacrifice, ate a baby, or had an abortion.

I promise to try harder.

Boru

Last chance, if you don't improve you will be expelled!

With a trebuchet...

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RE: Damned Atheists.
Yesterday at 3:31 am
(August 14, 2025 at 5:29 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I apologize for failing to do my part as an atheist. It's been weeks since I participated in a Satanic human sacrifice, ate a baby, or had an abortion.

I promise to try harder.

Boru

You know, technically you can combine all three...

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RE: Damned Atheists.
Yesterday at 3:52 am
(Yesterday at 3:31 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(August 14, 2025 at 5:29 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I apologize for failing to do my part as an atheist. It's been weeks since I participated in a Satanic human sacrifice, ate a baby, or had an abortion.

I promise to try harder.

Boru

You know, technically you can combine all three...

Ahhh... what a time saver!
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