Today, of all days, atheists did nothing controversial.
The bastards!
The bastards!
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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Damned Atheists.
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 Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
To be specific, no atheist did anything in the name of, or with the assistance of, no religion. There are enough of us out there creeping around that I'm sure somebody was a right royal bastard, but that's because they were a horrible person and has nothing to do with their atheism. They're just an asshole.
Dafuq, atheists, go and cause some trouble, already! Real trouble, not that religious accusatory shit.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
I apologize for failing to do my part as an atheist. It's been weeks since I participated in a Satanic human sacrifice, ate a baby, or had an abortion.
I promise to try harder. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
I seldom leave the house so any shenanigans on my part go largely unnoticed.
Being admin on an atheist forum is about as controversial as it gets around here.
What fresh hell can this be? - Dorothy Parker
 (August 14, 2025 at 5:29 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I apologize for failing to do my part as an atheist. It's been weeks since I participated in a Satanic human sacrifice, ate a baby, or had an abortion. Last chance, if you don't improve you will be expelled!
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it! (August 14, 2025 at 5:47 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote:(August 14, 2025 at 5:29 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I apologize for failing to do my part as an atheist. It's been weeks since I participated in a Satanic human sacrifice, ate a baby, or had an abortion. With a trebuchet... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (August 14, 2025 at 5:29 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I apologize for failing to do my part as an atheist. It's been weeks since I participated in a Satanic human sacrifice, ate a baby, or had an abortion. You know, technically you can combine all three... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (August 15, 2025 at 3:31 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:(August 14, 2025 at 5:29 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I apologize for failing to do my part as an atheist. It's been weeks since I participated in a Satanic human sacrifice, ate a baby, or had an abortion. Ahhh... what a time saver!
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it! 
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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