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Don't say I didn't warn you
#1
Don't say I didn't warn you
Blonde Easter joke

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD .
The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.

A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.
She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM."

The blonde says, “Don’t worry."
She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, bends down, and sprays the contents onto him.
The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.

Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again and again, until he hops out of sight

The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, “What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny?"

The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label. It says



(Are you ready for this?)



(Are you sure?)



(Last chance)




(OK, here it is)

It says,



Happy Easter!!!
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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#2
RE: Don't say I didn't warn you
I should have never even clicked the button, but you did warn me so I had to kudo it.
"There ought to be a term that would designate those who actually follow the teachings of Jesus, since the word 'Christian' has been largely divorced from those teachings, and so polluted by fundamentalists that it has come to connote their polar opposite: intolerance, vindictive hatred, and bigotry." -- Philip Stater, Huffington Post

always working on cleaning my windows- me regarding Johari
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#3
RE: Don't say I didn't warn you
Good morning Tacky (or is it still night???) You're up early??

Yeah sorry about that ...just couldn't help my self. (spent many a year being blonde, bit of a dig at myself there.)
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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#4
RE: Don't say I didn't warn you
I want those 2 minutes back. Tongue
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#5
RE: Don't say I didn't warn you
(April 27, 2011 at 3:02 am)Cinjin Cain Wrote: I want those 2 minutes back. Tongue

No....you just HAD to check out the blonde joke didn't you! Tongue
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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RE: Don't say I didn't warn you
I was getting everything until I read the spoiler. Dodgy
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RE: Don't say I didn't warn you
(April 27, 2011 at 3:42 am)Rayaan Wrote: I was getting everything until I read the spoiler. Dodgy

What ...the bit about the Hare spray giving you a permanent wave Hi ?
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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#8
RE: Don't say I didn't warn you
Oh, I didn't make the connection that hair = hare. But now I get it. Big Grin

Sorry, I'm a little bit slow.
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#9
RE: Don't say I didn't warn you
I admit it, I laughed really hard on that one. Big Grin
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Leo van Miert
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RE: Don't say I didn't warn you
thne you're easily amused Tongue

KN- I'm a mid shifter on the East coast of the USA. I'm working, surfing the net and administering forums when most people sleep.
"There ought to be a term that would designate those who actually follow the teachings of Jesus, since the word 'Christian' has been largely divorced from those teachings, and so polluted by fundamentalists that it has come to connote their polar opposite: intolerance, vindictive hatred, and bigotry." -- Philip Stater, Huffington Post

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