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Grant My Wish #2

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Grant My Wish #2
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 1, 2011 at 6:30 pm
(July 1, 2011 at 11:32 am)FaithNoMore Wrote:
(July 1, 2011 at 11:17 am)Moros Synackaon Wrote: I wish I would wake up without adrenaline pulsing my veins each morning.

Granted, your veins are now pulsing with estrogen when you wake up.

I wish tablet pc's were cheaper.

Granted, but they sell out so quickly that you can't find one anywhere.

I wish I had more faith in my own opinions and judgement rather than a tendency to assume others are correct.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 1, 2011 at 6:32 pm
(July 1, 2011 at 6:30 pm)Darwinian Wrote: I wish I had more faith in my own opinions and judgement rather than a tendency to assume others are correct.

Granted, but you're now wrong all the time.

I wish the 24 hour day fit my Circadian rhythm better.

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July 1, 2011 at 6:41 pm
(July 1, 2011 at 6:32 pm)Shell B Wrote: I wish the 24 hour day fit my Circadian rhythm better.

Granted, but a freak astronomical anomaly causes the Earth's rotation to slow down by 50%.

I wish that the U.K. would start to stock Haagen Daz Macadamia Nut Brittle again. I haven't seen it here for at least 25 years. Oh, and while I'm at it I'll have some Buitoni Italian Recipe Ravioli as well which seemed to vanish about the same time Undecided
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July 1, 2011 at 9:32 pm
(June 30, 2011 at 10:28 pm)Cinjin Wrote:
(June 30, 2011 at 7:56 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: I wish I had more beer

Granted, but it's Coor's light.

I wish I had a case of Sam Adams beer.

ARRRGH!!!!!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let me have one of those Sam Adams!!!!
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July 1, 2011 at 9:34 pm (This post was last modified: July 1, 2011 at 9:35 pm by Oldandeasilyconfused.)


Quote:I wish I had more faith in my own opinions and judgement rather than a tendency to assume others are correct.


Granted,but you commit suicide when you discover how wrong you really are most of the time.Thinking


I wish I had a small box of canolis and a huge espresso.
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July 2, 2011 at 9:23 am
(July 1, 2011 at 9:34 pm)padraic Wrote: I wish I had a small box of canolis and a huge espresso.

You've got them, well almost, they are on the table just inches from your mouth.
Unfortunately your feet are tied to the ceiling and the canolis wont be yours until you talk.

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July 2, 2011 at 11:12 am
Granted, but.. oh, no wish Undecided

I wish I could suddenly appear around the dark side of the moon in a Vorlon Planet Killer scaring the life out of the greys who are hiding out there....
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July 2, 2011 at 11:26 am
(July 2, 2011 at 11:12 am)Darwinian Wrote: Granted, but.. oh, no wish Undecided

I wish I could suddenly appear around the dark side of the moon in a Vorlon Planet Killer scaring the life out of the greys who are hiding out there....

Ye you did it but The Public Health Service has a big syringe which means you'll never do it again.

I wish for a new series of Firefly.

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July 2, 2011 at 12:00 pm
(July 2, 2011 at 11:26 am)The Magic Pudding Wrote: I wish for a new series of Firefly.

Granted, but it's created by Disney.

I wish I had admin access to my profile in this computer simulation called 'reality'.
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July 2, 2011 at 12:09 pm (This post was last modified: July 2, 2011 at 12:14 pm by The Magic Pudding.)
(July 2, 2011 at 12:00 pm)Darwinian Wrote:
(July 2, 2011 at 11:26 am)The Magic Pudding Wrote: I wish for a new series of Firefly.

Granted, but it's created by Disney.

I wish I had admin access to my profile in this computer simulation called 'reality'.

You've got admin access but isn't going to lift you from drone class, should have asked for admin +

When a plastic bag kills a turtle, the discarder is visited by a team of organ transplanters just learning the trade.
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