Is God a white Republican?

[Minimalist]

Yeah - that too....although it took quite a while for that whole story to emerge.

The doctrine developed from the biblical language used in New Testament passages such as the baptismal formula in Matthew 28:19 and took substantially its present form by the end of the 4th century

Another little kick in the nuts for G-C and the other jesus freaks!

[Justtristo]

He always uses columns of fire, plagues or invading foreign armies.

And unlike Zeus he never sneaks down to earth to fuck a maiden. Well, except for that one time!

To be fair Zeus did not flood the whole earth for one year or send 10 plagues down on the land of Egypt or strike down somebody for failing to impregnate their dead brother's wife.

[Minimalist]

I agree.


Zeus is a mensch.....yahweh is a putz.