Love lines, penis slingers and pleasurable lower facehuggers

[Shell B]

I didn't know you partook in gay butt defiling.

You wouldn't, would you?

Disclaimer: I am totally kidding. Buttsex is perfectly fine, but not for me. I imagine that, if buttsex really felt all that good, pooping would be sexy. It is decidedly unsexy. Therefore, logically, I would not enjoy buttsex.

[HeyItsZeus]

I didn't know you partook in gay butt defiling.

You wouldn't, would you?

Disclaimer: I am totally kidding. Buttsex is perfectly fine, but not for me. I imagine that, if buttsex really felt all that good, pooping would be sexy. It is decidedly unsexy. Therefore, logically, I would not enjoy buttsex.

I know what you mean. I think it's uncomfortable for my penis to ram an anus... I mean seriously, who thought of that? What's wrong with a vagina?

[Shell B]

I know what you mean. I think it's uncomfortable for my penis to ram an anus... I mean seriously, who thought of that? What's wrong with a vagina?

Honestly, I think there is a lot wrong with many vaginas, but my experience is purely personal and from porn. My negative thoughts about vaginas stem from the latter, of course. If I had a penis and you could fit a fist in the vagina I was aiming for, I might take a detour myself.

[HeyItsZeus]

I know what you mean. I think it's uncomfortable for my penis to ram an anus... I mean seriously, who thought of that? What's wrong with a vagina?

Honestly, I think there is a lot wrong with many vaginas, but my experience is purely personal and from porn. My negative thoughts about vaginas stem from the latter, of course. If I had a penis and you could fit a fist in the vagina I was aiming for, I might take a detour myself.

But that's not what it's about. When a guy wants to pleasure a woman it makes him feel good to make the woman feel good. He's not in it for himself, or at least I don't think most guys are.

[Shell B]

But that's not what it's about. When a guy wants to pleasure a woman it makes him feel good to make the woman feel good. He's not in it for himself, or at least I don't think most guys are.

No one is going to believe that twaddle. Yes, most guys are in it for themselves, which is perfectly fine because most women are as well.

[HeyItsZeus]

But that's not what it's about. When a guy wants to pleasure a woman it makes him feel good to make the woman feel good. He's not in it for himself, or at least I don't think most guys are.

No one is going to believe that twaddle. Yes, most guys are in it for themselves, which is perfectly fine because most women are as well.

Well than I feel cheated. I always do my best to make her feel her best, most of the time disregarding myself.

[Shell B]

Well than I feel cheated. I always do my best to make her feel her best, most of the time disregarding myself.

Don't disregard yourself. That is silly. The best thing to do is balance it. That is my last word of wisdom for the night. I am off to work a bit before bed. It's been nice chatting with you.

[HeyItsZeus]

Well than I feel cheated. I always do my best to make her feel her best, most of the time disregarding myself.

Don't disregard yourself. That is silly. The best thing to do is balance it. That is my last word of wisdom for the night. I am off to work a bit before bed. It's been nice chatting with you.

Okay have fun at work. Don't let those biker guys get to you!

[Violet]

Ha! Sleeping is for the weak! Strong people drink lots of Red Bull... and take a few aspirin too.

You tell me sleeping is for the week when you've picked through 160 totes of fish in 6 days.

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Ha! Sleeping is for the weak! Strong people drink lots of Red Bull... and take a few aspirin too.

Red Bull is also for people with properly functioning hearts. Aspirin is a toss up. I can't take it, but people with other heart problems can. I rely solely on my awesomeness to get me through.

Me and you both. Thank goodness we have so much of it. I have so much awesomeness that I cannot contain it in gloves without damaging my hands.

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I feel too sick for ice cream. I just want don't think it's too much to ask for someone to give two shits about me and not expect me to "change" for them. I shouldn't have to worry I'm going to always fail. Always trampling on someone's ego or beliefs.

I hate that conversation line. A relationship is about compromise and communication... not about how you can change for them or they for you.

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I'm sorry, I must have accidentally dialed the love line.

Men and women and children and robots and animals of all kinds come to me... why would I join a love line?

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You wouldn't, would you?

Disclaimer: I am totally kidding. Buttsex is perfectly fine, but not for me. I imagine that, if buttsex really felt all that good, pooping would be sexy. It is decidedly unsexy. Therefore, logically, I would not enjoy buttsex.

THink of it this way... is growing a penis out of your vagina sexy? Absolutely not. How about the other way?

Now you're getting it

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Honestly, I think there is a lot wrong with many vaginas, but my experience is purely personal and from porn. My negative thoughts about vaginas stem from the latter, of course. If I had a penis and you could fit a fist in the vagina I was aiming for, I might take a detour myself.

:vomit:

And that's not all the potential problems with vaginas.

Oh, and penises seem to have enough problems of their own too.

Why does most porn have to be so terrible and disgusting?

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Thanks for the split, Shell... lol...

[Shell B]

Why does most porn have to be so terrible and disgusting?

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Thanks for the split, Shell... lol...

I didn't split it. Syn did, though I should have.