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#31
RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
(July 20, 2011 at 11:12 pm)Shell B Wrote:
(July 20, 2011 at 11:08 pm)HeyItsZeus Wrote: So maybe you need to go looking for a guy that's right for you instead of letting men search you out. Take the reigns on your relationships.

Fuck that. I'm not looking for the "guy that's right" for me. I'm not going to spend my days like some loney spinster lady looking for Prince Charming. I'm just doing my thing and if a penis slinger that can spell and smells okay comes along, what the hell? Devil

Trust me. You'll be happy in a meaningful relationship. Nothing makes your life more meaningful than hearing someone tell you they love you. Not "Let's fuck."
Quote:"An individual has not started living until he can rise above the narrow confines of his individualistic concerns to the broader concerns of all humanity. "
Martin Luther King, Jr.
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#32
RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
(July 20, 2011 at 11:14 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:if a penis slinger that can spell and smells okay comes along,


Sheesh...you're setting the bar kind of high there, Shel.
ROFLOL I'm kidding, Min.

(July 20, 2011 at 11:15 pm)HeyItsZeus Wrote: Trust me. You'll be happy in a meaningful relationship. Nothing makes your life more meaningful than hearing someone tell you they love you. Not "Let's fuck."

I've been in meaningful relationships. It's actually quite important to have a meaningful relationship with yourself as well. I like being single. I'll get bored with it eventually because I liked being in a relationship too, but I'm happy without it right now.

This thread just turned into a chat room.
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#33
RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
(July 20, 2011 at 11:19 pm)Shell B Wrote:
(July 20, 2011 at 11:14 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:if a penis slinger that can spell and smells okay comes along,


Sheesh...you're setting the bar kind of high there, Shel.
ROFLOL I'm kidding, Min.

Good because a nice girl like you deserves more. Wink

(July 20, 2011 at 11:15 pm)HeyItsZeus Wrote: Trust me. You'll be happy in a meaningful relationship. Nothing makes your life more meaningful than hearing someone tell you they love you. Not "Let's fuck."

Shell Wrote:I've been in meaningful relationships. It's actually quite important to have a meaningful relationship with yourself as well. I like being single. I'll get bored with it eventually because I liked being in a relationship too, but I'm happy without it right now.

This thread just turned into a chat room.

You don't like chatting with me? Tiger
Quote:"An individual has not started living until he can rise above the narrow confines of his individualistic concerns to the broader concerns of all humanity. "
Martin Luther King, Jr.
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#34
RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
(July 20, 2011 at 11:22 pm)HeyItsZeus Wrote: Good because a nice girl like you deserves more. Wink

Ha!

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You don't like chatting with me? Tiger



I didn't suggest that. I was merely pointing out that we have derailed poor Summer's thread. I hope she is feeling better.

BTW, I accidentally edited your post. Confused Fall I don't know how the hell I didn't notice I wasn't replying. It still says the same thing, though.

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#35
RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
That's fine about my post.

And to Summer, I too hope you feel better. I suggest Vanilla. If you still feel like shit I can make you a teddy bear and send it over to you. Tiny Tiger
Quote:"An individual has not started living until he can rise above the narrow confines of his individualistic concerns to the broader concerns of all humanity. "
Martin Luther King, Jr.
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#36
RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
(July 20, 2011 at 11:35 pm)HeyItsZeus Wrote: That's fine about my post.

I totally fixed it. That was really weird. I thought I was replying and then I saw my response next to your avatar. It felt creepy for a second and then it dawned on me that I need sleep. Big Grin
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#37
RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
(July 20, 2011 at 11:38 pm)Shell B Wrote:
(July 20, 2011 at 11:35 pm)HeyItsZeus Wrote: That's fine about my post.

I totally fixed it. That was really weird. I thought I was replying and then I saw my response next to your avatar. It felt creepy for a second and then it dawned on me that I need sleep. Big Grin

Ha! Sleeping is for the weak! Strong people drink lots of Red Bull... and take a few aspirin too. Thumb up
Quote:"An individual has not started living until he can rise above the narrow confines of his individualistic concerns to the broader concerns of all humanity. "
Martin Luther King, Jr.
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#38
RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
(July 20, 2011 at 11:40 pm)HeyItsZeus Wrote: Ha! Sleeping is for the weak! Strong people drink lots of Red Bull... and take a few aspirin too. Thumb up

Red Bull is also for people with properly functioning hearts. Heart Aspirin is a toss up. I can't take it, but people with other heart problems can. I rely solely on my awesomeness to get me through.
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#39
RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
I feel too sick for ice cream. I just want don't think it's too much to ask for someone to give two shits about me and not expect me to "change" for them. I shouldn't have to worry I'm going to always fail. Always trampling on someone's ego or beliefs.
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#40
RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
(July 20, 2011 at 11:44 pm)Shell B Wrote:
(July 20, 2011 at 11:40 pm)HeyItsZeus Wrote: Ha! Sleeping is for the weak! Strong people drink lots of Red Bull... and take a few aspirin too. Thumb up

Red Bull is also for people with properly functioning hearts. Heart Aspirin is a toss up. I can't take it, but people with other heart problems can. I rely solely on my awesomeness to get me through.

It's enough awesome to get you through the rest of your life. Wink
(July 20, 2011 at 11:44 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: I feel too sick for ice cream. I just want don't think it's too much to ask for someone to give two shits about me and not expect me to "change" for them. I shouldn't have to worry I'm going to always fail. Always trampling on someone's ego or beliefs.

You don't need to change for anyone! There are guys out there that will find you perfect!
Quote:"An individual has not started living until he can rise above the narrow confines of his individualistic concerns to the broader concerns of all humanity. "
Martin Luther King, Jr.
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