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#41
RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
(July 20, 2011 at 11:45 pm)HeyItsZeus Wrote: It's enough awesome to get you through the rest of your life. Wink

You're starting to sound like you play the drums, ride a motorcycle and have tattoos.
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#42
RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
(July 20, 2011 at 11:47 pm)Shell B Wrote:
(July 20, 2011 at 11:45 pm)HeyItsZeus Wrote: It's enough awesome to get you through the rest of your life. Wink

You're starting to sound like you play the drums, ride a motorcycle and have tattoos.

I play the guitar, walk everywhere and have a scar.
Quote:"An individual has not started living until he can rise above the narrow confines of his individualistic concerns to the broader concerns of all humanity. "
Martin Luther King, Jr.
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#43
RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
(July 20, 2011 at 11:44 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: I feel too sick for ice cream. I just want don't think it's too much to ask for someone to give two shits about me and not expect me to "change" for them. I shouldn't have to worry I'm going to always fail. Always trampling on someone's ego or beliefs.

No one doesn't ask for some change in a relationship. However, if you feel pressured, bail. You have millions of people to choose from. Find one who is a huge failure. He'll think you're the biggest winner ever. Smile Sorry, I react to crises with sarcasm.
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#44
RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
(July 20, 2011 at 11:49 pm)Shell B Wrote:
(July 20, 2011 at 11:44 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: I feel too sick for ice cream. I just want don't think it's too much to ask for someone to give two shits about me and not expect me to "change" for them. I shouldn't have to worry I'm going to always fail. Always trampling on someone's ego or beliefs.

No one doesn't ask for some change in a relationship. However, if you feel pressured, bail. You have millions of people to choose from. Find one who is a huge failure. He'll think you're the biggest winner ever. Smile Sorry, I react to crises with sarcasm.

The bold part is good advice....
Quote:"An individual has not started living until he can rise above the narrow confines of his individualistic concerns to the broader concerns of all humanity. "
Martin Luther King, Jr.
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#45
RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
(July 20, 2011 at 11:51 pm)HeyItsZeus Wrote:
(July 20, 2011 at 11:49 pm)Shell B Wrote: No one doesn't ask for some change in a relationship. However, if you feel pressured, bail. You have millions of people to choose from. Find one who is a huge failure. He'll think you're the biggest winner ever. Smile Sorry, I react to crises with sarcasm.

The bold part is good advice....

Hey, don't cherry pick my advice. Big Grin
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#46
RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
(July 20, 2011 at 11:55 pm)Shell B Wrote:
(July 20, 2011 at 11:51 pm)HeyItsZeus Wrote:
(July 20, 2011 at 11:49 pm)Shell B Wrote: No one doesn't ask for some change in a relationship. However, if you feel pressured, bail. You have millions of people to choose from. Find one who is a huge failure. He'll think you're the biggest winner ever. Smile Sorry, I react to crises with sarcasm.

The bold part is good advice....

Hey, don't cherry pick my advice. Big Grin

All I'm doing is pointing out the most delectable of the delectable cherries which you have provided for SummerQueen.
Quote:"An individual has not started living until he can rise above the narrow confines of his individualistic concerns to the broader concerns of all humanity. "
Martin Luther King, Jr.
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#47
RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
I'm sorry, I must have accidentally dialed the love line.
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#48
RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
(July 20, 2011 at 11:58 pm)Rhythm Wrote: I'm sorry, I must have accidentally dialed the love line.

Haha, no thanks I'm taken.

Quote:"An individual has not started living until he can rise above the narrow confines of his individualistic concerns to the broader concerns of all humanity. "
Martin Luther King, Jr.
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#49
RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
(July 20, 2011 at 11:58 pm)Rhythm Wrote: I'm sorry, I must have accidentally dialed the love line.

Don't be queer, and I am not talking about the good kind of queer that comes with buttsex. Tongue
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#50
RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
(July 21, 2011 at 12:09 am)Shell B Wrote:
(July 20, 2011 at 11:58 pm)Rhythm Wrote: I'm sorry, I must have accidentally dialed the love line.

Don't be queer, and I am not talking about the good kind of queer that comes with buttsex. Tongue

I didn't know you partook in gay butt defiling. Tongue
Quote:"An individual has not started living until he can rise above the narrow confines of his individualistic concerns to the broader concerns of all humanity. "
Martin Luther King, Jr.
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