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Love lines, penis slingers and pleasurable lower facehuggers
#71
RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
(July 22, 2011 at 2:43 pm)HeyItsZeus Wrote:
(July 22, 2011 at 2:41 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(July 20, 2011 at 11:15 pm)HeyItsZeus Wrote: Trust me. You'll be happy in a meaningful relationship. Nothing makes your life more meaningful than hearing someone tell you they love you. Not "Let's fuck."

But sometimes hearing 'lets fuck' is nice, if memory serves.

Not if the person who says it doesn't care about you. Tongue

correct.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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#72
RE: Love lines, penis slingers and pleasurable lower facehuggers
The best sex is when both people are selfish and motivated.
Trying to update my sig ...
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#73
RE: Love lines, penis slingers and pleasurable lower facehuggers
[Image: love-demotivational-poster-1232628528.jpg]
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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