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Mom And Dad, I'm Gay And Also Stronger Than Both Of You, So Don't Try Any Shit

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Mom And Dad, I'm Gay And Also Stronger Than Both Of You, So Don't Try Any Shit
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RE: Mom And Dad, I'm Gay And Also Stronger Than Both Of You, So Don't Try Any Shit
July 27, 2011 at 3:43 pm
(July 27, 2011 at 3:32 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote:
(July 27, 2011 at 3:27 pm)Napoleon Wrote: Never read the 'onion' so I wouldn't know

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Bannable offense, I say.

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RE: Mom And Dad, I'm Gay And Also Stronger Than Both Of You, So Don't Try Any Shit
July 27, 2011 at 6:55 pm
(July 27, 2011 at 3:43 pm)Napoleon Wrote:
(July 27, 2011 at 3:32 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote:
(July 27, 2011 at 3:27 pm)Napoleon Wrote: Never read the 'onion' so I wouldn't know

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Bannable offense, I say.

My gods... where have you been?

Sorry I don't live on the internet Smile

Yeah, I didn't know either. That story was particularly easy to believe because people say and do far stupider things than that article proposed.

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RE: Mom And Dad, I'm Gay And Also Stronger Than Both Of You, So Don't Try Any Shit
July 27, 2011 at 10:12 pm
The Onion is satire.

Of course to Fundy Christians it's proof the Devil influences through humor. HAAAA! Good for him.
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RE: Mom And Dad, I'm Gay And Also Stronger Than Both Of You, So Don't Try Any Shit
July 28, 2011 at 12:39 am
I have to say, the responses to this thread that thought the article was real were quite entertaining. I honestly thought at first that maybe you guys were joking, like your responses were as satirical as the article itself, but apparently I give you guys too much credit when it comes to understanding humor.
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RE: Mom And Dad, I'm Gay And Also Stronger Than Both Of You, So Don't Try Any Shit
July 28, 2011 at 3:42 am
Rectify your lack of internet experience... http://atheistforums.org/thread-551.html...ke+it+seem
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RE: Mom And Dad, I'm Gay And Also Stronger Than Both Of You, So Don't Try Any Shit
July 28, 2011 at 10:07 am
(July 28, 2011 at 12:39 am)FaithNoMore Wrote: I have to say, the responses to this thread that thought the article was real were quite entertaining. I honestly thought at first that maybe you guys were joking, like your responses were as satirical as the article itself, but apparently I give you guys too much credit when it comes to understanding humor.

Really? Easy there Faith. You think I don't understand humor just because I happened to speed-read it and didn't pick up on the fact that the Onion wrote it ?
People are easily that stupid. Am I as well for not picking up on the satire? Possibly, yes, you could call me stupid in that moment, but saying that I don't understand humor is equally as stupid. You've read many of my posts ... I'm a funny, sarcastic-as-hell, laugh-till-you-pee mother fucker. I just dropped the ball for one goddamn second - that's no reason to insult my intelligence and my endearing fuckin personality. I didn't realize the humor police had issued you a badge and you were out walking the pointless thread beat.


Maybe I've given you too much credit.



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July 28, 2011 at 10:13 am
You know what? Considering this IS supposed to be satire it's not funny in the slightest. It's just fucking plain stupid. I'm glad I didn't understand it as satire, because frankly it's a bad example of it.
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July 28, 2011 at 12:55 pm
(July 28, 2011 at 10:13 am)Napoleon Wrote: You know what? Considering this IS supposed to be satire it's not funny in the slightest. It's just fucking plain stupid. I'm glad I didn't understand it as satire, because frankly it's a bad example of it.

I thought it was funny.

I had no idea of the bad feeling it would cause.

Kinda regretting posting now.Sad



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July 28, 2011 at 2:23 pm
(July 28, 2011 at 12:55 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: I thought it was funny.

I had no idea of the bad feeling it would cause.

Kinda regretting posting now.Sad

Hey don't worry! I don't have any bad feelings Wink I just wasn't aware it was satire. My bad for missing something so glaringly obvious Doh
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July 28, 2011 at 2:35 pm
(July 28, 2011 at 10:07 am)Cinjin Wrote: Really? Easy there Faith. You think I don't understand humor just because I happened to speed-read it and didn't pick up on the fact that the Onion wrote it ?
People are easily that stupid. Am I as well for not picking up on the satire? Possibly, yes, you could call me stupid in that moment, but saying that I don't understand humor is equally as stupid. You've read many of my posts ... I'm a funny, sarcastic-as-hell, laugh-till-you-pee mother fucker. I just dropped the ball for one goddamn second - that's no reason to insult my intelligence and my endearing fuckin personality. I didn't realize the humor police had issued you a badge and you were out walking the pointless thread beat.


Maybe I've given you too much credit.

Apparently your humor radar still needs some fixing, because I wasn't trying to insult your personality, but just give you a good teasing for thinking this was real. Relax, take a deep breath, and remember that I am also sarcastic as hell and don't like to insult anyone who doesn't rightly deserve it. I was just trying to give you and Nap a good natured ribbing for thinking this was real, but I seem to have struck a nerve. I apologize if you're offended, but I think you need to stop taking my posts so seriously.

You guys do realize this was posted in the humor section, right?
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