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Worst attempt to prove evolution wrong.
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Poor Ted Haggard, you know he set up a charity for himself and his family. I feel for him, if only he could have stopped sucking meth-head's cheesy cocks he'd still be filthy rich...lol.
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 (August 22, 2011 at 9:42 am)Justtristo Wrote: I seriously think the way Ray Comfort handled that banana in that infamous episode makes me serious think he has had sex with other men. Although it would not be the first time a fundamentalist preacher has been secretly having sex with other guys (Ted Haggard comes to mind)Ah Raymundo. What a guy and I agree his banana video had some Homoerotic undertones. I also remember seeing his brilliant expose on evolution. When he explained how evolution is all bollocks because if a dog had evolved (presumably he meant spontaneously), a lady dog would have had to also have evolved at exactly the same time and place to enable some puppy action and the perpetuation of that species. You would have thought he would stop making such moronic arguements after banana gate, 'you can lead that particular theist to evidence, but you can't make him think'.
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 (August 21, 2011 at 9:20 pm)MilesTailsPrower Wrote: What better way to prove evolution wrong than with PEANUT BUTTER? Epic fail AGAIN!!!!! He is referring to abiogenesis, not evolution. There is a slight but noticable difference. ![[Image: mybannerglitter06eee094.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i118.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fo112%2Fpussinboots_photos%2FBikes%2Fmybannerglitter06eee094.gif) If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71. 
He's correct in what he's saying.
Peanut Butter can prove/disprove anything. Cause it's magic and works for you. ^ How to sound more stupid than the PeanutButter Man.  RE: Worst attempt to prove evolution wrong.
August 26, 2011 at 6:23 am
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August 26, 2011 at 8:51 am
(This post was last modified: August 26, 2011 at 8:57 am by Faith No More.)
The guy got abiogenesis and evolution confused. But what else would you expect from a creationist?
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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 (August 22, 2011 at 9:42 am)Justtristo Wrote:(August 22, 2011 at 7:47 am)TheAtheistTroll Wrote: BEHOLD And the way he squints at it. It's almost as if he is expecting a surprise!
'The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and seal. It could not be expressed better.'
-- Samuel "Mark Twain" Clemens "I think that in the discussion of natural problems we ought to begin not with the scriptures, but with experiments, demonstrations, and observations". - Galileo Galilei (1564-1642) "In short, Meyer has shown that his first disastrous book was not a fluke: he is capable of going into any field in which he has no training or research experience and botching it just as badly as he did molecular biology. As I've written before, if you are a complete amateur and don't understand a subject, don't demonstrate the Dunning-Kruger effect by writing a book about it and proving your ignorance to everyone else! " - Dr. Donald Prothero |
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