What better way to prove evolution wrong than with PEANUT BUTTER?
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Worst attempt to prove evolution wrong.
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RE: Worst attempt to prove evolution wrong.
August 21, 2011 at 9:29 pm
(This post was last modified: August 21, 2011 at 9:33 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
LOL, I half expected this to be an Atheist Forums highlight reel. The infamous "monster from a jar of peanut butter" clip.
This guy is selling a half truth. Our food system does depend on "evolution not happening". That's what makes it so dangerous when it does. http://articles.latimes.com/2011/jun/03/...i-20110603
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Yeah major woopsies there Rhythm!
Who'd a though a humble little bacterium like E coli would have evolved to be multi resistant??? "The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
RE: Worst attempt to prove evolution wrong.
August 22, 2011 at 1:13 am
(This post was last modified: August 22, 2011 at 1:15 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Not god, apparently, when he placed what must have been harmless e coli on this rock six thousand years ago.
I'll be honest fellas, the ID argument is starting to sway me, no one could have possibly imagined such a clueless fuck up as god.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
When something as beautiful, as complex and as intricate as Duane Gish comes along, I have to wonder if he could have emerged purely by chance. If it wasn't for the inconvenience of facts about our world, maybe I would be looking at ID too.
"I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence"...Doug McLeod.
I am not saying creationists are wrong when they say they didn't evolve beyond apes. But why can't creationists just admit to themselves that they are the only ones who failed to evolve from apes, and consequently can't hope to form any arguments sophisticated enough to fool anyone else?
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Evolution do NOT WORK THAT WAY! [/morbo]
That is SOOOOOOO retarded. I almost cried... Oh no, I actually cried.
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 RE: Worst attempt to prove evolution wrong.
August 22, 2011 at 9:42 am
(This post was last modified: August 22, 2011 at 9:44 am by Justtristo.)
(August 22, 2011 at 7:47 am)TheAtheistTroll Wrote: BEHOLD I seriously think the way Ray Comfort handled that banana in that infamous episode makes me serious think he has had sex with other men. Although it would not be the first time a fundamentalist preacher has been secretly having sex with other guys (Ted Haggard comes to mind). ![[Image: god_banana.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=bsalert.com%2Ff-store%2Fgod_banana.jpg)
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