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Bachmann Can't Pony Up

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Bachmann Can't Pony Up
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#61
RE: Bachmann Can't Pony Up
September 27, 2011 at 2:49 am
Old people are like fortune cookies.
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RE: Bachmann Can't Pony Up
September 27, 2011 at 2:57 am
Do you think that we should split this thread from post # 43? I mean, the last two pages are spams only. :S
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RE: Bachmann Can't Pony Up
September 27, 2011 at 3:04 am
Or just delete the last 2 pages. And insert some boobs in place of spam.
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RE: Bachmann Can't Pony Up
September 27, 2011 at 3:18 am
Or maybe we don't have to do anything if the conversation goes back to the original topic from here. This is up to Summer, I guess.
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RE: Bachmann Can't Pony Up
September 27, 2011 at 8:32 am
I don't think it went too far south as threads go: Bachman is a boob we don't want to see, but Shell has boobs we do want to see. Perfectly thematic.
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RE: Bachmann Can't Pony Up
September 27, 2011 at 8:40 am
It's fine guys - I started the thread to vent my brief triumph at her being made to look like a fool. Unfortunately it wasn't to a wide enough audience. The discussion about vaccination was a pleasant surprise, and spawned some talk about water fluoridation over on Skeptalk. I learned things. I got to see Shell's boobs. I would have kvetched if it irritated me; y'all know that.

Here and now I'd like to pronounce something:

As Min declared that Summer's Law states that the more boring a conversation gets, the more likely I am to interject blow jobs somewhere, somehow to spice it up, I declare that Shell's Law of Boobage states that anytime a conversation gets entirely too serious, her boobs magically appear to diffuse the situation.
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RE: Bachmann Can't Pony Up
September 27, 2011 at 8:41 am
Magic, well then, I am going to have to make the ruling that her boobs, as supernatural agents, do not exist.
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RE: Bachmann Can't Pony Up
September 27, 2011 at 8:51 am
This thread is entirely too serious now.
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RE: Bachmann Can't Pony Up
September 27, 2011 at 10:06 am
I can't explain how serious this thread has gotten, and how it is weighing me down right now.
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RE: Bachmann Can't Pony Up
September 27, 2011 at 10:15 am
I too am very, very bored.
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