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Join me, my brothers. I will help you see the light.
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September 26, 2011 at 5:21 pm
How much money do I need to pay in order to feel superior and loved? Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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September 26, 2011 at 5:23 pm
How much ya got?
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September 26, 2011 at 5:28 pm
I'll do whatever it takes and is needed! This is the truth and I'm willing to pay for it! All hail the mighty Yoga-lord! \o/
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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September 26, 2011 at 5:38 pm
(September 26, 2011 at 5:19 pm)ElDinero Wrote: Cinjin, if you don't believe in the teachings of the Yoga-Lord, you are immoral. How can you know what's right and what's wrong if you don't have Church of the Yogage to guide you? Why don't you just run around raping everyone?

Infidel!! Your yoga-lord is an outrage. Only my one true god (who happens to just be named, god) can guide us on the path of righteous morality. We don't even allow our women to shower in the nude! We have sex with blindfolds on, and we will not use any kind of condiment that looks even remotely similar to semen. That's right, you heard me - mayonnaise is a sin! We are morally superior in every way.

In the event that you are raped by one of our devout followers, you will be questioned, beaten, and inevitably shunned if not first stoned for being a provocative and worldly wanna be whore. god is merciful, amen.
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September 26, 2011 at 5:46 pm
I declare holy war on Cinjin.
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September 26, 2011 at 6:00 pm


I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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September 26, 2011 at 7:32 pm (This post was last modified: September 26, 2011 at 7:34 pm by R-e-n-n-a-t.)
Come now brothers...
No, seriously, cum. That's what the sexy elephant who speaks through my toaster told me. He likes to watch. You can call him SESTT (Sexy Elephant Speaks Through Toaster) for short. He also says that the talking Wal-Mart sign is his holy ejaculant, which spreads lies, so I'll be spray-painting a giant elephant penis on your houses as soon as I find out where you live.

Also, I declare a holy war on cinjin as well. He has no morals, and must be stopped. My legions of followers [on FOX] will burn you, pagan witchthief virgin-snatcher Cinjin!
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September 26, 2011 at 7:34 pm (This post was last modified: September 26, 2011 at 7:37 pm by Cinjin.)
(September 26, 2011 at 6:00 pm)Rhythm Wrote:


Where in the hell did you get that video of me leading my troops on gods holy assault of ElDinero?????
(September 26, 2011 at 7:32 pm)R-e-n-n-a-t Wrote: Come now brothers...
No, seriously, cum. That's what the sexy elephant who speaks through my toaster told me. He likes to watch. You can call him SESTT (Sexy Elephant Speaks Through Toaster) for short. He also says that the talking Wal-Mart sign is his holy ejaculant, which spreads lies, so I'll be spray-painting a giant elephant penis on your houses as soon as I find out where you live.

Also, I declare a holy war on cinjin as well. He has no morals, and must be stopped. My legions of followers [on FOX] will burn you, pagan witchthief virgin-snatcher Cinjin!

Clearly god is testing me and will prove his powerful might when I vanquish both of your armies and god not only leads me to victory but also the Detroit Lions this coming Sunday!!
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September 27, 2011 at 9:23 am
Damn, the pagan is going to fight back... Where's my girlfriend? We need to make more kids QUICK to build an army in time to stop the evil pagan virgin-snatcher witchy-thief Cinjin.

Anyone who joins me in my holy war will be rewarded after death with 73 virgins! That's 1 more than any other religion.
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September 27, 2011 at 9:44 am (This post was last modified: September 27, 2011 at 9:55 am by The Grand Nudger.)
LOL, the romans just loved to hear those things go off in the dead of night.

"Brennus and the Romans negotiated an end to the siege when the Romans agreed to pay one thousand pounds of gold. According to tradition, to add insult to injury, it was discovered that Brennus was using heavier weights than standard for weighing the gold. When the Romans complained, Brennus is said to have thrown his sword and belt on the scales and adding in Latin, "Woe to the vanquished" ("vae victis")"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Allia
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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