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RE: Losing your virginity.
September 28, 2011 at 1:07 am
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So thats why they started giving 2 dollar bills for change at the club. Directly related to the price of younger siblings education. Sneaky bastards, at least their hearts in the right place.
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RE: Losing your virginity.
September 28, 2011 at 2:32 am
My advice is to not take ANY advice from a bunch of computer geeks who never get off the same web forum more than a few hours at a time.
Seriously?! What are you thinking?? Go get advice from someone who actually sees the sunlight more than once a week. ....or keep beaten your dick like it owes your money - your choice man.
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RE: Losing your virginity.
September 28, 2011 at 4:11 am
(September 28, 2011 at 2:32 am)Cinjin Wrote: My advice is to not take ANY advice from a bunch of computer geeks who never get off the same web forum more than a few hours at a time.
Seriously?! What are you thinking?? Go get advice from someone who actually sees the sunlight more than once a week. ....or keep beaten your dick like it owes your money - your choice man.
Could have not said it better myself.
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RE: Losing your virginity.
September 28, 2011 at 4:53 am
(September 27, 2011 at 6:15 pm)Shell B Wrote: Maybe she has a headache.
I assume that is some kind of affliction caused by blowjobs.
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RE: Losing your virginity.
September 28, 2011 at 7:47 am
(September 28, 2011 at 2:32 am)Cinjin Wrote: My advice is to not take ANY advice from a bunch of computer geeks who never get off the same web forum more than a few hours at a time.
Seriously?! What are you thinking?? Go get advice from someone who actually sees the sunlight more than once a week. ....or keep beaten your dick like it owes your money - your choice man.
Ah. yes but advice from my dad equals= "the fuck you still a virgin for? you trying to tell me your gay?" Advice from my mom= "I can set you up with someone." (I almost took her up on that) And advice from my grandparents(that's who I live with)= "If you have sex before marriage the Lord will punish you." So I figured the computer geeks were worth a shot.
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RE: Losing your virginity.
September 28, 2011 at 8:11 am
I'm a computer geek who has slept with quite a lot of women. I'm not saying this to be a big shot, I'm just putting forward my credentials as a candidate with experience in this field.
Firstly, fair play for making this thread, I admire your sincerity and I guess you really are searching for answers! Now, I was 15 when I lost my virginity, but I wouldn't be embarrassed about your age - I know guys who didn't have sex until they were 20 or so. Things are different for everyone. It was with my first proper girlfriend and someone I trusted very much, and we are now extremely close friends. That seemed like a perfectly good way for things to happen as it was someone I liked and trusted, so if there's someone who fits that description, seems a good way to do things.
That said, got to give some props to Chuck. I think firstly if you only ever have sex with one person that's a shame, sex with different people teaches you new things and I think from dealing with several women I have added to my repertoire and learnt a lot which can only be good news for the next girl. Waiting until you are in love might seem like a good idea but believe me when I say a few years from now when you look back on your first time, you'll realise how terrible you were at sex. So I fully endorse getting out there and plying your trade with a few girls before you reach the lucky girl of your dreams. Then you will blow her mind with your expert skills.
As a side note, going down on girls is awesome and if you do it right, they will do anything you want.
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RE: Losing your virginity.
September 28, 2011 at 8:23 am
Thanks for the advice. I appreciate it. You do sound experienced lol.
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RE: Losing your virginity.
September 28, 2011 at 8:27 am
Oh, and ignore your Dad's taunts and Mum's offers. As well meaning as your mum sounds, there seems to me something a little creepy about being hooked up by her.
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RE: Losing your virginity.
September 28, 2011 at 8:32 am
(September 28, 2011 at 8:27 am)ElDinero Wrote: Oh, and ignore your Dad's taunts and Mum's offers. As well meaning as your mum sounds, there seems to me something a little creepy about being hooked up by her.
yeah but if you knew my mom you'd know there was nothing surprising about that coming from her.
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RE: Losing your virginity.
September 28, 2011 at 8:38 am
Well to be fair, if she has a hot friend in her mid 30s, I'd say do it. You'll learn a lot, quickly. And you'll be a legend at school. Bonus points if it's the mother of the captain of the football team or the school bully or something.
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