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The Best Bigfoot Theory I've Heard Yet
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Everyone knows that bigfoot has skepdar in his fierce do.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
I really, really want to make some intelligent, pithy comment about this world-shattering discovery, but every time I try to compose one, I can't seem to stop my fingers from typing out "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (October 5, 2011 at 10:16 am)Stimbo Wrote: I really, really want to make some intelligent, pithy comment about this world-shattering discovery, but every time I try to compose one, I can't seem to stop my fingers from typing out "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Agreed. Theories on the survival skills of animals that haven't even been proven to even exist are stupid. 
I don't know why everyone is laughing at it... It is clearly the most convincing bigfoot theory to come out of some cretins ass for a while.
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Leave Britney alone!
![[Image: 4rynft.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i53.tinypic.com%2F4rynft.jpg) Religion is like a Penis, you shouldn't whip it out in public and you shouldn't shove it down your child's throat.
![[Image: ao1i8o.png]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i51.tinypic.com%2Fao1i8o.png)  Quote:The military sought out Native Americans with “outstanding, almost supernatural tracking skills”. These men were recruited into the service and then failed to perform as spectacularly as they did previously. Um...maybe because the fucking army took them off the reservations that they knew like the back of their hands and dropped them in a fucking jungle? Religion is like a Penis, you shouldn't whip it out in public and you shouldn't shove it down your child's throat.
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