Hey is that Jesus?

[Cinjin]

If jesus really did exist, my actual theory is that I'd be checking my pockets for my money purse if I actually did run into the con man, and that if he lived in todays world, he'd have his own reality tv show on E! called, "The Jesus Mafia: Jesus and the 12"

[frankiej]

I would upstage his prophecies with my own. I'll easily predict much of his life and have him worship me.

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

I'd kidnap him and drain him of his magic.

I have to admit, I am curious of how you drain someone of their magic.

??????

Gee don't you know ANYTHING? You cut off their head,drink the blood,cook then eat the liver and heart. (beans and chianti optional)

[Cinjin]

Gee don't you know ANYTHING? You cut off their head,drink the blood,cook then eat the liver and heart. (beans and chianti optional)

...so it comes with a meal!?! Bonus!