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Jesus image found on dogs arsehole.

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Jesus image found on dogs arsehole.
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Jesus image found on dogs arsehole.
December 11, 2011 at 3:51 pm
http://bitsandpieces1.blogspot.com/2006/...-butt.html

This is fantastic.



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RE: Jesus image found on dogs arsehole.
December 11, 2011 at 8:25 pm
Not surprising that Christ can be found on a dog's asshole since all of Christianity is dog shit.
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RE: Jesus image found on dogs arsehole.
December 11, 2011 at 8:39 pm
That dog is special!

God bless that dogs asshole!
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RE: Jesus image found on dogs arsehole.
December 11, 2011 at 9:01 pm
It's crystal clear.
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RE: Jesus image found on dogs arsehole.
December 12, 2011 at 2:13 am
I love how jesus' head was the asshole. A little too close to the truth?
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RE: Jesus image found on dogs arsehole.
December 12, 2011 at 2:30 am
Loooooool! I was looking at the truncated title of this thread on the main page, and when I clicked on it, I was like: "please say 'dog's ass', please say 'dog's ass'". Let me say, I'm glad I clicked! ROFLOL
"Sisters, you know only the north; I have traveled in the south lands. There are churches there, believe me, that cut their children too, as the people of Bolvangar did--not in the same way, but just as horribly. They cut their sexual organs, yes, both boys and girls; they cut them with knives so that they shan't feel. That is what the Church does, and every church is the same: control, destroy, obliterate every good feeling. So if a war comes, and the Church is on one side of it, we must be on the other, no matter what strange allies we find ourselves bound to."

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RE: Jesus image found on dogs arsehole.
December 12, 2011 at 7:50 am
Can we send this to Egor?

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RE: Jesus image found on dogs arsehole.
December 12, 2011 at 7:55 am
that picture is so five years ago or something
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RE: Jesus image found on dogs arsehole.
December 12, 2011 at 8:02 am (This post was last modified: December 12, 2011 at 8:05 am by Norfolk And Chance.)
Does that mean that the turin shroud is covered with a terrier's skidmarks, rather than blood?
You are currently experiencing a lucky and very brief window of awareness, sandwiched in between two periods of timeless and utter nothingness. So why not make the most of it, and stop wasting your life away trying to convince other people that there is something else? The reality is obvious.

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RE: Jesus image found on dogs arsehole.
December 12, 2011 at 8:04 am
(December 12, 2011 at 7:55 am)The_Flying_Skeptic Wrote: that picture is so five years ago or something

Something like that. It's done the rounds. Wink
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