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Rapture September 2015
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 5, 2015 at 2:42 pm
(September 5, 2015 at 2:32 pm)Losty Wrote: Are we having another rapture so soon? It doesn't feel like it's been that long since the great prof's last rapture...

No no this is the different type of rapture this is the last bit of his brain cells finally leaving him.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 5, 2015 at 2:45 pm
The end times are nigh. There will be alot of depraved sex, free blow to everyone, and beer to our ears.

Bring it on, I say.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 5, 2015 at 2:57 pm
(September 5, 2015 at 2:42 pm)dyresand Wrote:
(September 5, 2015 at 2:32 pm)Losty Wrote: Are we having another rapture so soon? It doesn't feel like it's been that long since the great prof's last rapture...

No no this is the different type of rapture this is the last bit of his brain cells finally leaving him.

....Thinking do we still get to have a celebratory rapture orgy?
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 5, 2015 at 3:02 pm
(September 5, 2015 at 2:57 pm)Losty Wrote:
(September 5, 2015 at 2:42 pm)dyresand Wrote: No no this is the different type of rapture this is the last bit of his brain cells finally leaving him.

....Thinking do we still get to have a celebratory rapture orgy?

Yes yes we do   Big Grin
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 5, 2015 at 4:37 pm
Why else do you think I'm scrambling to get the airfare to the US? If there's any rapture going, I want my share.

That and cookies.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 5, 2015 at 5:06 pm
(September 5, 2015 at 4:37 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Why else do you think I'm scrambling to get the airfare to the US? If there's any rapture going, I want my share.

That and cookies.

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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 5, 2015 at 5:48 pm
Dear supposed god, if you are REALLY there, please take these dumb rapture motherfuckers off of my planet.

Amen.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 5, 2015 at 6:28 pm
(September 5, 2015 at 2:32 pm)Losty Wrote: Are we having another rapture so soon? It doesn't feel like it's been that long since the great prof's last rapture...

It seems lately that we've been getting a new one every year or so.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 5, 2015 at 7:15 pm
I should head for the US too. If the rapture does happen I want to be there with an anti arcraft gun. The naked flying christian turkey shoot

Yee-haa!

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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 5, 2015 at 7:32 pm
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