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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 5, 2015 at 2:45 pm
The end times are nigh. There will be alot of depraved sex, free blow to everyone, and beer to our ears.
Bring it on, I say.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 5, 2015 at 4:37 pm
Why else do you think I'm scrambling to get the airfare to the US? If there's any rapture going, I want my share.
That and cookies.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 5, 2015 at 5:48 pm
Dear supposed god, if you are REALLY there, please take these dumb rapture motherfuckers off of my planet.
Amen.
I would more generally advocate that one only leave one entrance into their mind(reason), and keep the rest of it rather closed, as it is one hell of a lot easier to shovel shit in than it is to get it out.
If the evidence and reason for you to believe something isn't really any better than the reason you should believe some rural farmer from Arkansas got anally probed by interstellar visitors, then you probably shouldn't.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 5, 2015 at 6:28 pm
(September 5, 2015 at 2:32 pm)Losty Wrote: Are we having another rapture so soon? It doesn't feel like it's been that long since the great prof's last rapture...
It seems lately that we've been getting a new one every year or so.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 5, 2015 at 7:15 pm
I should head for the US too. If the rapture does happen I want to be there with an anti arcraft gun. The naked flying christian turkey shoot
Yee-haa!
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
do we still get to have a celebratory rapture orgy?
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