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Kids
#1
Kids
Thought it would be fun to post some hilarious things kids do or say. These can be your kids, neighbors, nephews, nieces, kid in the grocery store, whatever. Kids are hilarious. I wanted to start with a little video of my twins when they were three years old. They were on my bed playing with the laundry and we had a nice mirror on the dresser. A perfect opportunity to put on a performance, right? **No children were actually harmed during the filming of this**

http://youtu.be/ulwq2fz2mMk
We are not made happy by what we acquire but by what we appreciate.
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#2
RE: Kids
http://youtu.be/peQqh3gix-0I'm a bad person! I laughed myself sick!
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#3
RE: Kids
I worry about internet privacy too much to post pictures of kids--generational I expect.

Anyway, all mine are in their late teens: kids, nieces, and nephews.  They all act grown up 95% of the time and then they get scared and the mask falls.  I just tell them that adults are just people who've learned to hide the scared moment better.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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#4
RE: Kids
I saw an unrestrained child standing in the back part of a station wagon go flying into the front windshield when his mom saw a cop sitting along the highway apparently running a speed trap and she jabbed the brakes.

Dizzy


(this was in Wisconsin so everyone was probably drunk, cop included, so it's automatically funny)






(why am I having a premonition this is not what the OP wanted?)
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#5
RE: Kids
Two little monkeys, playing on the bed. One fell off and bumped her head. Took her to the doctor, and the doctor said, no little monkeys playing on the bed.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#6
RE: Kids
I love this video! Smile
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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#7
RE: Kids
Kids are the spawn of Satan.

*Hiss*
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#8
RE: Kids
Indeed.

I'm a big fan of Borg Maturation Chambers.

No babies, kids or teens, the machinery just poops out grownups.
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#9
RE: Kids
I think they're adorable, king! You have a beautiful family, and these 2 little ones look like tons of fun. <3
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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#10
RE: Kids
Children are always sticky and you don't know where they've been.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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