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Kids
#11
RE: Kids
(September 24, 2015 at 11:23 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Children are always sticky and you don't know where they've been.

Yeah well, we were all once sticky kids.
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#12
RE: Kids
(September 24, 2015 at 11:26 pm)Jenny A Wrote: Yeah well, we were all once sticky kids.

That is debatable. I doubt I was ever truly a kid.
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#13
RE: Kids
(September 24, 2015 at 11:26 pm)Kitan Wrote:
(September 24, 2015 at 11:26 pm)Jenny A Wrote: Yeah well, we were all once sticky kids.

That is debatable.  I doubt I was ever truly a kid.


Whoever changed your diapers disagrees.
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#14
RE: Kids
(September 24, 2015 at 11:28 pm)Jenny A Wrote: Whoever changed your diapers disagrees.

I changed my own diapers. Angel
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#15
RE: Kids
You kids are totally adorable, King!

I would share a video of mine, but I don't want to hog your limelight, lol.
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#16
RE: Kids
I didn't like other kids when I was a kid
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#17
RE: Kids
(September 24, 2015 at 11:29 pm)Kitan Wrote:
(September 24, 2015 at 11:28 pm)Jenny A Wrote: Whoever changed your diapers disagrees.

I changed my own diapers.   Angel

Would that mine had.  The girls are about two years apart.  I had horrible morning sickness with the second.  The first not only got used to my throwing up while changing her first thing in the morning, she'd giggle and imitate the sound.  Best joke ever (if you're under two).   Tongue
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#18
RE: Kids
Felt kinda bad for laughing....it sounded like she went through the floor!

Your girls are extremely extradorable.
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#19
RE: Kids
(September 24, 2015 at 10:40 pm)lkingpinl Wrote: Thought it would be fun to post some hilarious things kids do or say. These can be your kids, neighbors, nephews, nieces, kid in the grocery store, whatever. Kids are hilarious. I wanted to start with a little video of my twins when they were three years old. They were on my bed playing with the laundry and we had a nice mirror on the dresser. A perfect opportunity to put on a performance, right?  **No children were actually harmed during the filming of this**

http://youtu.be/ulwq2fz2mMk

Bwahahahaha! Oh man I feel so bad for laughing. But that's the great thing about kids... they're like Tiggers; they bounce!

Those girls couldn't have gotten any more adorable... riiiiiiight up to the last few seconds. 

Thanks for sharing that, KP!
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#20
RE: Kids
Not so much funny, but a neat moment ... I'd been teaching him to bicycle with training wheels, inching them up. The big day comes (unbeknownst to him) and we head down to the park. There's a huge wedding party there next to the bike path, and they see me taking off the wheels, so some of them line up. I'm thinking "I get to do the Dad running alongside thing", so I steady him, and don't you know that boy hit the pedals like his feet were on fire and left me behind ... as the onlookers gave him a big round of applause.

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