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Rapture October 7th, 2015
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#101
RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
October 6, 2015 at 12:09 pm
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#102
RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
October 6, 2015 at 11:26 pm
The good news if we make it through the day is that we'll get a five year break before the world ends in 2020. There's no specific date in 2020 so every day might be the last day. The predictions with a set date are much better. You have a target date for telling people you don't like to go screw themselves. With an open year like in 2020 it's a little harder to do that.
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#103
RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
October 6, 2015 at 11:31 pm
You know they'll just invent any day for this shit, right?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
October 6, 2015 at 11:36 pm
(October 6, 2015 at 11:31 pm)Beccs Wrote: You know they'll just invent any day for this shit, right?

Before you know it they will push it to december 25th then to new years eve (ghost busters xD)
And then new years day then no one will give a shit and stop listing to the crazy people with the tin foil hats.
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
October 7, 2015 at 12:06 am
(October 6, 2015 at 12:09 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: [Image: get?url=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm6.static.flickr...=600&h=334]


No you're not.  You're just a silly, flying cat.
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#106
RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
October 7, 2015 at 6:39 am
(October 6, 2015 at 11:55 am)JesusHChrist Wrote: The bastards kicked me out of their group. Can't see anything any more.

How will I know what is going on in Raptureville now? Sad
Me too. Unless they just cleverly realized it would make more sense to take down the page altogether.
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
October 7, 2015 at 6:55 am
Wait a minute, I totally feel a rapture coming on...

Nope. Just gas.  Angel
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#108
RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
October 7, 2015 at 6:58 am
If I were close enough I would totally convince those loons to give me the deeds to their properties in exchange for whatever prepper supplies they think they need.
They'd think they were conning me until it became painfully obvious that nothing had changed and houses are still worth something.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
October 7, 2015 at 8:24 am (This post was last modified: October 7, 2015 at 8:25 am by robvalue.)
I just got this message:

"Your operating system is about to be raptured. Do you want to save your work?"

If being a Christian gives life so much meaning, why are these raptorites so eager to see it end?
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
October 7, 2015 at 8:45 am
Most Americans need to accept the fact, that they're too fat to be raptured. Tongue
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