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Rapture October 7th, 2015
RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
Fuck. I better run to the store, I'm out of tinfoil. I do need a tinfoil hat for the rapture right? Or is that an alien invasion I'm thinking about? This shit confuses me. 

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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
(October 7, 2015 at 6:39 am)Nestor Wrote:
(October 6, 2015 at 11:55 am)JesusHChrist Wrote: The bastards kicked me out of their group. Can't see anything any more.

How will I know what is going on in Raptureville now? Sad
Me too. Unless they just cleverly realized it would make more sense to take down the page altogether.

I got back in. Just clicked again on the join button and 30 minutes later, I'm back in business.

Now, they've locked down comments such that they require admin approval. Even so, some snarky comments have made it through.

They are waiting for all of the 10/7 to pass before calling their prediction incorrect.
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
The 3rd one since Sept 18th. When will these people learn!

I can get in. On FB I have to behave until I huger moved. Everyone in my little town are hard core Christians. I'll join it in case they don't like you again Smile
When   you   understand  why   you   dismiss   all   the   other   possible   gods,   you  will understand why I dismiss yours. ~Stephen Roberts~
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
Will the rapture be televised? Ooh I wish I had cable!
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
There was a news report in Houston this morning that said the world would end because of fire according to these people. I'm not sure which is worse, that they think it or that Houston thinks it is worthy of a news report
When   you   understand  why   you   dismiss   all   the   other   possible   gods,   you  will understand why I dismiss yours. ~Stephen Roberts~
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
Yesterday, their illustrious leader, Chris McCann, was interviewed on an Irish radio station and streamed over the net.

The radio show host was an atheist and pretty much gutted poor ol' Chris like a fish. All of this was OK with Chris, until the host brought another guest on, from some other religious group, and apparently, this person's views are so egregious, he had had enough and hung up. The other guest believes the world is ending in 2020. OF COURSE the world isn't ending in 2016! It's ending in 2020!

So obvious! Duh! As if!
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
Wow my morning commute was much faster today - must be that all those raptured xians are off the road.

Oh wait, no, that's not it. I stayed over at Kitty's last night, and she's way closer to my work. Tongue
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
9 in the morning here in Arizona.  Beautiful day.  No sign of any apocalypse.

I wonder what excuse the assholes will make this time?
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
(October 7, 2015 at 11:55 am)Minimalist Wrote: 9 in the morning here in Arizona.  Beautiful day.  No sign of any apocalypse.

I wonder what excuse the assholes will make this time?

What makes you think anyone in Arizona would be raptured? Jesus needs all available hands to help man the border to keep Jesus and his family out.

Even God has his national priorities straight. Get with the program, Min!
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
There's plenty of jesus freak morons here in Errorzona.

Lots of fucking stupid catholics and mormons, too.
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