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The best way to dump your cheating girlfriend
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RE: The best way to dump your cheating girlfriend
November 29, 2015 at 1:42 pm
You've said enough to be exciting... feel free to join A-69 and say more Wink
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RE: The best way to dump your cheating girlfriend
November 29, 2015 at 1:44 pm
I'd have to submit a driver's license or photo id for that right?
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RE: The best way to dump your cheating girlfriend
November 29, 2015 at 1:45 pm (This post was last modified: November 29, 2015 at 1:45 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
Yep. Smile

I used my passport.
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RE: The best way to dump your cheating girlfriend
November 29, 2015 at 1:55 pm
(November 29, 2015 at 1:23 pm)Mr.wizard Wrote:
(November 29, 2015 at 1:20 pm)Losty Wrote: Why shouldn't a grown man have a pink dildo in his car? I've a nice collection of dildos, the tend to be pink more often than not...

Lol, Its just not something alot of guys have

I think probably more guys should have dildos. Spread the happiness, gift a guy a dildo.
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RE: The best way to dump your cheating girlfriend
November 29, 2015 at 1:57 pm
(November 29, 2015 at 1:42 pm)Judi Lynn Wrote: I had one that was waterproof.

I've said too much already.

My waterproof one is a translucent red with sparkles and it vibratesBig Grin
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RE: The best way to dump your cheating girlfriend
November 29, 2015 at 1:57 pm
(November 29, 2015 at 1:45 pm)Evie Wrote: Yep. Smile

I used my passport.

Well shit. Given that the cops took my license a few weeks back for driving while suspended, I'm sorta stuck without a photo ID. 

Guess my photo ID on the back of my Sam's Club card won't work even though I do pay a yearly membership fee.
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RE: The best way to dump your cheating girlfriend
November 29, 2015 at 1:58 pm
(November 29, 2015 at 1:57 pm)Judi Lynn Wrote:
(November 29, 2015 at 1:45 pm)Evie Wrote: Yep. Smile

I used my passport.

Well shit. Given that the cops took my license a few weeks back for driving while suspended, I'm sorta stuck without a photo ID. 

Guess my photo ID on the back of my Sam's Club card won't work even though I do pay a yearly membership fee.

Does it have your birthdate on it?
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RE: The best way to dump your cheating girlfriend
November 29, 2015 at 2:02 pm
(November 29, 2015 at 1:58 pm)Losty Wrote:
(November 29, 2015 at 1:57 pm)Judi Lynn Wrote: Well shit. Given that the cops took my license a few weeks back for driving while suspended, I'm sorta stuck without a photo ID. 

Guess my photo ID on the back of my Sam's Club card won't work even though I do pay a yearly membership fee.

Does it have your birthdate on it?

No but if I can find my updated address card for my now removed drivers license, it does. I could scan the both of them together if that would be acceptable? Other than that, I don't know what else to do to prove I'm 44 years old.
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RE: The best way to dump your cheating girlfriend
November 29, 2015 at 2:05 pm (This post was last modified: November 29, 2015 at 2:05 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
(November 29, 2015 at 1:55 pm)Losty Wrote:
(November 29, 2015 at 1:23 pm)Mr.wizard Wrote: Lol, Its just not something alot of guys have

I think probably more guys should have dildos. Spread the happiness, gift a guy a dildo.

Haha, I might buy one someday when I'm more popular with the ladies so I've always got something extra for them to take away afterwards Wink

But that's kind of in my dreams really. I've got to get 'more popular with the ladies' first lol.
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RE: The best way to dump your cheating girlfriend
November 29, 2015 at 2:06 pm
If you're doing "it" right, you won't need to send them home with something afterwards lolol
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