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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 6, 2015 at 12:53 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 6, 2015 at 5:19 am
This one is just plain truth right here:  

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Seriously, this is just a god damn necessary public service announcement.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 6, 2015 at 5:49 am
(December 6, 2015 at 12:53 am)Cinjin Wrote: [Image: 11225211_926964450706765_165266829218544...e=56D85A8D]

I like my steak "ruined". If they be bloody they taste nasty.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 6, 2015 at 9:00 am
Redneck dog

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 14, 2015 at 8:33 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 15, 2015 at 1:51 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 15, 2015 at 8:26 pm
This was incredibly random on my Facebook feed:

DIY Project #43: How to build a Death Star

Wickes - it's got their name on it.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 17, 2015 at 10:59 am


The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. ~ George Bernard Shaw
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 18, 2015 at 3:01 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 18, 2015 at 10:31 am
(December 18, 2015 at 3:01 am)Cinjin Wrote: [Image: Porcupine_zps6kgtbvfa.jpg]

Pinheads son..... Tod.



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