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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 22, 2015 at 9:52 pm
Someone in the Laurel and Hardy fan group posted this to my Facebook wall:
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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September 24, 2015 at 12:10 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 24, 2015 at 6:43 am
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. ~ George Bernard Shaw
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 25, 2015 at 9:19 am
(September 24, 2015 at 5:32 am)pocaracas Wrote:
Private Eye, n'est-ce pas?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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September 26, 2015 at 7:02 pm
Hilarious!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 20, 2015 at 3:28 pm
Creationist Cat is awesome:
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'