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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 31, 2015 at 10:02 am
That naughty penguin though  ...actin' all innocent, don't get caught!



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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 1, 2015 at 7:07 am
86 yo cutting a rock in half! O.o
https://www.facebook.com/arnaldo.costa.7...108104217/
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 3, 2015 at 3:08 am (This post was last modified: November 3, 2015 at 3:10 am by Cinjin.)
(November 1, 2015 at 7:07 am)pocaracas Wrote: 86 yo cutting a rock in half! O.o
https://www.facebook.com/arnaldo.costa.7...108104217/

Pocaracas, why did you post that stupid fucking video?
I hate you a little bit right now and I want my 4 minutes back.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 10, 2015 at 9:22 pm
For Losty Heart (but anyone can share really):



At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 10, 2015 at 10:01 pm
https://youtu.be/OBTSSYkGdho
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 11, 2015 at 7:39 pm



Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 13, 2015 at 5:05 pm


At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 21, 2015 at 11:07 am
So, apparently my fortune cookie at lunch had a good idea of what my plans are for this weekend:

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 5, 2015 at 2:53 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 5, 2015 at 11:38 am (This post was last modified: December 5, 2015 at 11:38 am by vorlon13.)
when he masturbates me


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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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