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Would you have sex with a Christian fundamentalist?

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Would you have sex with a Christian fundamentalist?
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#21
RE: Would you have sex with a Christian fundamentalist?
January 30, 2016 at 2:47 am
Baaahahaha You dog, you!
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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January 30, 2016 at 3:02 am
yeah, i was a hoor.
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#23
RE: Would you have sex with a Christian fundamentalist?
January 30, 2016 at 4:16 am
Why not? It's sex not decision to spend life together.
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#24
RE: Would you have sex with a Christian fundamentalist?
January 30, 2016 at 5:17 am
My wife was an evangelical Christian when I met her, she made up for it by having the face of an angel and the body of Pamela Anderson. 26 years ago.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

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RE: Would you have sex with a Christian fundamentalist?
January 30, 2016 at 5:21 am
If the money's right I'd do just about anything.
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#26
RE: Would you have sex with a Christian fundamentalist?
January 30, 2016 at 5:22 am
(January 30, 2016 at 5:21 am)Napoléon Wrote: If the money's right I'd do just about anything.

Really, even vote tory?



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RE: Would you have sex with a Christian fundamentalist?
January 30, 2016 at 5:30 am
(January 30, 2016 at 5:22 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: Really, even vote tory?

Would take a lot of money to take my vote for Farage away, but it's possible.
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RE: Would you have sex with a Christian fundamentalist?
January 30, 2016 at 6:33 am (This post was last modified: January 30, 2016 at 6:37 am by Homeless Nutter.)
(January 30, 2016 at 12:06 am)Jehanne Wrote: A hypothetical question; you're both single and he/she is hot.  They are Biblical literalists, while at the same admitting that they are a "sinner in need of grace," but the important part is that they want to romp.  They don't know that you're an atheist and they don't ask.  Would you "do it"?

Oh, f*ck yeah! There's nothing better, than sex with sexually repressed people. And anyway, I'm not really in a position to be picky about sexual partners - I doubt I would kick out of bed a raging Neo-Nazi with Tourette's syndrome and wearing a necklace made of human teeth... Tongue
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RE: Would you have sex with a Christian fundamentalist?
January 30, 2016 at 7:01 am
(January 30, 2016 at 6:33 am)Homeless Nutter Wrote: I doubt I would kick out of bed a raging Neo-Nazi with Tourette's syndrome and wearing a necklace made of human teeth... Tongue

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RE: Would you have sex with a Christian fundamentalist?
January 30, 2016 at 7:07 am
If I found the right guy, a horny, repressed little Church guy, then I'd be like,

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and later, he'd be admitting to his friends,


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