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Poll: Would you "do it" with a Christian fundamentalist?
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Would you have sex with a Christian fundamentalist?
#21
RE: Would you have sex with a Christian fundamentalist?
Baaahahaha You dog, you!
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#22
RE: Would you have sex with a Christian fundamentalist?
yeah, i was a hoor.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#23
RE: Would you have sex with a Christian fundamentalist?
Why not? It's sex not decision to spend life together.
The first revolt is against the supreme tyranny of theology, of the phantom of God. As long as we have a master in heaven, we will be slaves on earth.

Mikhail Bakunin.
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#24
RE: Would you have sex with a Christian fundamentalist?
My wife was an evangelical Christian when I met her, she made up for it by having the face of an angel and the body of Pamela Anderson. 26 years ago.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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#25
RE: Would you have sex with a Christian fundamentalist?
If the money's right I'd do just about anything.
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#26
RE: Would you have sex with a Christian fundamentalist?
(January 30, 2016 at 5:21 am)Napoléon Wrote: If the money's right I'd do just about anything.

Really, even vote tory?



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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#27
RE: Would you have sex with a Christian fundamentalist?
(January 30, 2016 at 5:22 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: Really, even vote tory?

Would take a lot of money to take my vote for Farage away, but it's possible.
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#28
RE: Would you have sex with a Christian fundamentalist?
(January 30, 2016 at 12:06 am)Jehanne Wrote: A hypothetical question; you're both single and he/she is hot.  They are Biblical literalists, while at the same admitting that they are a "sinner in need of grace," but the important part is that they want to romp.  They don't know that you're an atheist and they don't ask.  Would you "do it"?

Oh, f*ck yeah! There's nothing better, than sex with sexually repressed people. And anyway, I'm not really in a position to be picky about sexual partners - I doubt I would kick out of bed a raging Neo-Nazi with Tourette's syndrome and wearing a necklace made of human teeth... Tongue
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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#29
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(January 30, 2016 at 6:33 am)Homeless Nutter Wrote: I doubt I would kick out of bed a raging Neo-Nazi with Tourette's syndrome and wearing a necklace made of human teeth... Tongue

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#30
RE: Would you have sex with a Christian fundamentalist?
If I found the right guy, a horny, repressed little Church guy, then I'd be like,

(caution, NSFW, 18+, only):




and later, he'd be admitting to his friends,


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