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Easter!
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Easter!
March 27, 2016 at 8:07 am
Happy God-finding-a-loophole-in-the-Original-Sin-contract-and-tricking-himself day! Of course, one wonders why it took a timeless entity who experiences everything simultaneously several thousand years to think up the plan, but whatever. Eat some jelly beans and peeps!
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RE: Easter!
March 27, 2016 at 8:10 am
What's always puzzled me is all the kerfuffle to do with the Passion. If God REALLY had to sacrifice himself to himself and knew all along he was going to do so, he could have been Adam and Eve's stillborn child or something.

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RE: Easter!
March 27, 2016 at 8:12 am
Bible: God created the Earth and heavens and everything else in 7 days. A monster with 7 heads and ten crowns is going to descend on us at the end of the world
Christian Commentary: The bible isn't meant to be taken literally.

Bible: Jesus rose from the dead on the third day
Christian Commentary: Hallelujah! He rose from the dead on the third day!
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RE: Easter!
March 27, 2016 at 8:17 am
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No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Easter!
March 27, 2016 at 10:02 am
True fact:

I have never ever ever eaten a peeps in my entire life.
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RE: Easter!
March 27, 2016 at 10:49 am
(March 27, 2016 at 10:02 am)vorlon13 Wrote: True fact:

I have never ever ever eaten a peeps in my entire life.

Have you not even swallowed a small portion?
Did no one ever make you kneel and ask that you "eat of his flesh"?
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RE: Easter!
March 27, 2016 at 11:16 am
happy jewish baby zombie day
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RE: Easter!
March 27, 2016 at 11:35 am
(March 27, 2016 at 10:02 am)vorlon13 Wrote: True fact:

I have never ever ever eaten a peeps in my entire life.

You're not missing anything.
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RE: Easter!
March 27, 2016 at 12:02 pm
I tasted a tiny bit of a Peep once, just to see.
It was worse than I imagined.
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RE: Easter!
March 27, 2016 at 12:21 pm
High on chocolate! Happy Easter everyone!
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