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RE: Damned Protestants...
May 19, 2016 at 12:28 pm
(This post was last modified: May 19, 2016 at 12:33 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
I think that "sex addiction" is code for "I took the money for hookers and blow". These whores are quick to assume the context and language of liberal america just as soon as they get caught with their pants down, aren't they? Who'd put money on him being the sort of guy who, previously, decried immoral people for their free-will choice to repeatedly commit non-repentant sins? Now he's a victim, with a condition. Boo-hoo.
Gonna be a great backstory to his next con, though. "I used to be just like you, in the grips of satan and sin...and then I found tha laaaawd!" -Put your wallet in the basket.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
   
Tennessee? The accused will simply remove their shoes, have the bailiff enter their twelve toes as evidence, and assert that this was a simple family squabble.
I'll get the nails. Although I'm not entirely sure how this helps gay marriage!
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