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Damned Protestants...
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RE: Damned Protestants...
May 19, 2016 at 12:28 pm
(This post was last modified: May 19, 2016 at 12:33 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
I think that "sex addiction" is code for "I took the money for hookers and blow". These whores are quick to assume the context and language of liberal america just as soon as they get caught with their pants down, aren't they? Who'd put money on him being the sort of guy who, previously, decried immoral people for their free-will choice to repeatedly commit non-repentant sins? Now he's a victim, with a condition. Boo-hoo.
Gonna be a great backstory to his next con, though. "I used to be just like you, in the grips of satan and sin...and then I found tha laaaawd!" -Put your wallet in the basket.
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Tennessee? The accused will simply remove their shoes, have the bailiff enter their twelve toes as evidence, and assert that this was a simple family squabble.
I'll get the nails. Although I'm not entirely sure how this helps gay marriage!
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