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Back when Bush Jr was president, the Secret Service came up to him and whispered in his ear that a plane full of Brazilians died.
Bush Jr asked "How many are in a Brazillion?'
The Guardian reported that Ted Cruz is back in Washington and at a republicunt party lunch
Quote:Quote:he joked: “To be honest with you, I didn’t want to come back.”
Don't know if this one has been posted yet, but got a good laugh from reading it:
A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked," Say, Father, what causes arthritis?" "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, a contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of bath." "Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?" "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."
The whole tone of Church teaching in regard to woman is, to the last degree, contemptuous and degrading. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton
Quote:Four old Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square .
A husband and wife got in the car to go for a ride.
Wife: It’s so hot in here. Turn on the air conditioner. Husband: It’s broken. Wife: Drat. Well, I guess I’ll just have to suffer. Husband: Here’s an idea. Roll down the window. Wife. What?! And let the neighbors know we don’t have air conditioner?
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers. Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. --Voltaire Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind. RE: joke time
May 30, 2016 at 8:49 pm
(This post was last modified: May 30, 2016 at 8:51 pm by Rhondazvous.)
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The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers. Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. --Voltaire Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind. (May 29, 2016 at 6:23 pm)Minimalist Wrote:Quote:Four old Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square . I have heard a version on this, but this is better.
Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing,
Chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, "Think I'm gonna divorce the wife - she Ain't spoke to me in over 2 months." Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says, "Better think it over ....women like that are hard to find."
Francesca went to the cemetery in her village to water the flowers on the grave of her deceased husband, Enzo.
When she was finished, she always walked backwards as she left the grave. One day her friend Bianca asked, "Francesca, why do you always leave the cemetery walking backwards?" Francesca answered, "When Enzo was alive he always told me, 'You've got such a great ass it could bring a dead man back to life!' So, I'm not taking any chances!!" |
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