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RE: Online dating truthers
July 31, 2016 at 5:43 am
(This post was last modified: July 31, 2016 at 5:54 am by paulpablo.)
Hi
I have a curved spine like a mild hunch back, pretty bad hairline, and one foot bigger than the other.
It might seem crazy to say after I've just stated that, but my body is semi athletic in appearance despite the curved back and I'm not too bad looking either.
I don't like girls taller than me and generally don't like being seen in public with girls over a uk dress size of 14.
Over size 18 is when it usually hinders sexual experiences so I don't like that either.
If a girl looks good enough I can put up with a lot of stupidity but it's not a license of immunity.
It's highly likely if you're superstitious I won't respect you.
Sex is important to me and it's highly likely that if a girl isn't fulfilling all the stuff I'm into I'm not going to discontinue fantasising about it and so that could be a problem.
If you can switch between domme and sub and we get along personality wise and share the same values I'll most likely want to marry you.
No transvestites or men.
I have a pretty big age range, 19 - 39 would be OK for a long term relationship but I'd go up to 49 possibly higher in a short term fling.
Although I'm sceptical as to if I'd ever meet a 19 year old who I could relate to personality wise.
Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.
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RE: Online dating truthers
July 31, 2016 at 5:46 am
Do you like smart, funny, horny, sceptical, middle aged, big hearted, emotionally and financially insecure, average looking guys who never stop talking?
Good, you've come to the right place.
I'm looking for all of the above, but in a sexy woman's body......if you think you look sexy then that's good enough.
Haven't got the requirements mentioned above?
Ok, I'll settle for big hearted and a sense of humour, but nothing less.
Also, you will always be second to my daughter. If you have kids then I expect to be second to them.
Still wanting to have kids?
Well, I'm getting old but the more the merrier, I say.
No age limit. No preferred colour or nationality.
Must not like Pina Colada or getting caught in the rain. :-)
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RE: Online dating truthers
July 31, 2016 at 5:54 am
I would never date truthers, IRL or online.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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RE: Online dating truthers
July 31, 2016 at 6:18 am
68 year old female democrat heavily involved in politics. Currently married but looking for causal sex. Must be good at administrating email servers.
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RE: Online dating truthers
July 31, 2016 at 7:29 am
Peeks in thread....
Slowly backs away...
(It's true. All of it!)
