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How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):

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How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):
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RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):
November 25, 2016 at 11:37 am (This post was last modified: November 25, 2016 at 11:38 am by ProgrammingGodJordan.)
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RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):
November 25, 2016 at 1:44 pm
A world with no opinions or beliefs sounds sad.
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RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):
November 25, 2016 at 1:59 pm (This post was last modified: November 25, 2016 at 1:59 pm by ProgrammingGodJordan.)
(November 25, 2016 at 1:44 pm)Aegon Wrote: A world with no opinions or beliefs sounds sad.

A world absent opinions/beliefs, is regardless, such of probabilities (quantum mechanics)... streams of expressions of strings of bits of can and can'ts.

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#44
RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):
November 25, 2016 at 2:01 pm
(November 25, 2016 at 1:59 pm)ProgrammingGodJordan Wrote:
(November 25, 2016 at 1:44 pm)Aegon Wrote: A world with no opinions or beliefs sounds sad.

A world absent opinions/beliefs, is regardless, such of probabilities (quantum mechanics)... streams of expressions of strings of bits of can and can'ts.

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  1. the smallest particle of a chemical element that can exist.

Still sounds sad.
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RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):
November 25, 2016 at 3:03 pm (This post was last modified: November 25, 2016 at 3:12 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
I prefer my 3 step system. 2 steps to becoming God and then 1 step to losing all your beliefs.

Two steps to becoming God:

Step 1: Express grotesque amounts of hubris.
Step 2: Murder the fuck out of anyone who disagrees with you about anything ever.

One step to losing all your beliefs:

Set fire to your own head until it burns off. No brain=no beliefs or certainty about anything happening or not happening.

DISCLAIMER: WARNING! THE ABOVE 3 STEP SYSTEM IS A JOKE AND TERRIBLE ADVICE. DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME, AT A PICNIC, IN TRANSYLVANIA, DURING A LAWS OF PHYSICS-VIOLATING INTENSE GANGBANG SESSION BETWEEN 10 IDENTICAL CLONES OF A BLOKE NAMED "ALF" AND A SAUSAGE-AND-MAYO-HUNGRY BABE CALLED "NATASHA FANNY-TASTICA" ON A NUDIST BEACH IN THE BAHAMAS OR INDEED ANYWHERE ELSE.
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#46
RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):
November 25, 2016 at 3:14 pm
That disclaimer just kept getting longer and longer and more and more absurd. Had to make myself stop before it became a novel, lol.
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November 26, 2016 at 3:43 am (This post was last modified: November 26, 2016 at 3:43 am by ProgrammingGodJordan.)
(November 25, 2016 at 3:14 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: That disclaimer just kept getting longer and longer and more and more absurd. Had to make myself stop before it became a novel, lol.

Your expressions are quite the disappointment.

You possess roughly 100 billion neurons, in tandem with trillions of synapses.

However such is but apparently, of narrow application...
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RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):
November 26, 2016 at 3:46 am (This post was last modified: November 26, 2016 at 4:31 am by robvalue.)
You have no opinions? I don't think you understand what an opinion is. You've disagreed with opinions I have expressed about how things should be, so that makes yours a competing opinion. You can only objectively assess what is, not what ought to happen.
For example, it's my opinion that hitting little kids with sticks is a bad thing, and that opinion will motivate me to stop someone who is doing it.

Without opinions, we are simply calculators.
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November 26, 2016 at 7:08 am (This post was last modified: November 26, 2016 at 7:13 am by ProgrammingGodJordan.)
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RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):
November 26, 2016 at 7:55 am (This post was last modified: November 26, 2016 at 8:01 am by robvalue.)
Optimal with regards to what? Without a goal, you can't calculate anything.

What is your goal, and what makes it the best goal, without appealing to any subjective value judgement?
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