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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 12:35 pm
(November 26, 2016 at 12:26 pm)The_Empress Wrote: ... now GROHLism... that I can get behind (and under, and on top of, and...), throne and all.
He was a part of the Nirvana band and is in Foo Fighters now it seems. I don't think his music can match the pain and sorrow Kurt did, i did listen to Foo Fighters before though, he does seem like a cool person
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 12:36 pm
If I want musicians feeling the pain and sorrow, there are other bands that do the trick for me though...
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 12:38 pm
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(November 26, 2016 at 12:36 pm)Alex K Wrote: If I want musicians feeling the pain and sorrow, there are other bands that do the trick for me though...
Well they have to start from 1987 and have to match what Kurt did in terms of being a talented and unselfish musician. I am sure there exists lots of good bands. Nirvana, Pearl Jam and Alice in Chains is one of the bands i like the most. Also nirvana started in 1987, Kurt died in 1994. 7 years is a lucky number so i consider that good evidence for him being the second coming.
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 12:40 pm
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(November 26, 2016 at 12:38 pm)Cobainism Wrote: (November 26, 2016 at 12:36 pm)Alex K Wrote: If I want musicians feeling the pain and sorrow, there are other bands that do the trick for me though...
Well they have to start from 1987 and have to match what Kurt did in terms of being a talented and unselfish musician. I am sure there exists lots of good bands. Nirvana, Pearl Jam and Alice in Chains is one of the bands i like the most.
Iow all the grunge
Yeah I like those too. And as a metal guy, I should probably credit grunge for killing mainstream metal, which was a good thing in hindsight...
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 12:42 pm
(November 26, 2016 at 12:22 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: What follows has been floating round the net for yonks, and I think it makes a far better case that Elvis was the Second Coming:
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•Jesus said: “Love thy neighbor.” (Matthew 22:39)
•Elvis said: “Don’t be cruel.” (RCA, 1956)
•Jesus is the Lord’s shepherd.
•Elvis dated Cybill Shepherd.
•Jesus was part of the Trinity.
•Elvis’ first band was a trio.
•Jesus walked on water. (Matthew 14:25)
•Elvis surfed on water. (Blue Hawaii, Paramount, 1965)
•Jesus’ entourage, the Apostles, had 12 members.
•Elvis’ entourage, the Memphis Mafia, had 12 members.
•Jesus was resurrected.
•Elvis had the famous 1968 “comeback” TV special.
•Jesus said, “If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink.” (John 7:37)
•Elvis said, “Drinks on me!” (Jailhouse Rock, MGM, 1957)
•Jesus fasted for 40 days and nights.
•Elvis had irregular eating habits. (e.g. 5 banana splits for breakfast)
•Jesus is a Capricorn. (December 25)
•Elvis is a Capricorn. (January 8)
•Matthew was one of Jesus’ many biographers. (The Gospel According to Matthew)
•Neil Matthews was one of Elvis’ many biographers. (Elvis: A Golden Tribute)
•“[Jesus] appearance was like lightning, and his clothes were white as snow.” (Matthew 28:3)
•Elvis wore snow-white jumpsuits with lightning bolts.
•Jesus lived in state of grace in a Near Eastern land.
•Elvis lived in Graceland in a nearly eastern state. [this is my personal favourite- B.]
•Mary, an important woman in Jesus’ life, had an Immaculate Conception.
•Priscilla, an important woman in Elvis’ life, went to Immaculate Conception High School.
•Jesus made reference to a Canaanite woman, saying, “It is not right to take the children’s bread and toss it to their dogs.” (Matthew 15:26)
•Elvis made reference to a woman, saying “You ain’t nothing but a hound dog.”
•Jesus was first and foremost the Son of God.
•Elvis first recorded with Sun Studios, which today are still considered to be his foremost recordings.
•Jesus was the lamb of God.
•Elvis had mutton chop sideburns.
•Jesus’ Father is everywhere.
•Elvis’ father was a drifter, and moved around quite a bit.
•Jesus was a carpenter.
•Elvis’ favorite high school class was wood shop.
•Jesus wore a crown of thorns in the style of royalty.
•Elvis wore Royal Crown hair styler.
•No one knows if Jesus had a middle name.
•No one was really sure if Elvis’ middle name was “Aron” or “Aaron”.
•Jesus is often depicted in pictures with a halo that looks like a gold plate.
•Elvis’ face is often depicted on a plate with gold trim and sold on TV.
•Jesus said: “Man shall not live by bread alone.”
•Elvis liked his sandwiches with peanut butter and bananas.
•Jesus was regarded by some to have been an extraordinary prophet.
•Elvis was regarded by some to have made an extraordinary profit.
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Jesus ended Jewish dietary restrictions
Elvis starred in the movie Clambake
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 12:44 pm
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Thou shalt mumble incoherently
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 12:47 pm
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(November 26, 2016 at 12:35 pm)Cobainism Wrote: (November 26, 2016 at 12:26 pm)The_Empress Wrote: ... now GROHLism... that I can get behind (and under, and on top of, and...), throne and all.
He was a part of the Nirvana band and is in Foo Fighters now it seems. I don't think his music can match the pain and sorrow Kurt did, i did listen to Foo Fighters before though, he does seem like a cool person
Bold mine.
Dude.
Really???
I had NO idea!!! /sarcasm
It seems??? The Foo have been around for twenty two years, dude. Also, pain and sorrow might be the last two words I would use to describe how I feel when I listen to them.
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 12:54 pm
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(November 26, 2016 at 12:47 pm)The_Empress Wrote: (November 26, 2016 at 12:35 pm)Cobainism Wrote: He was a part of the Nirvana band and is in Foo Fighters now it seems. I don't think his music can match the pain and sorrow Kurt did, i did listen to Foo Fighters before though, he does seem like a cool person
Bold mine.
Dude.
Really???
I had NO idea!!! /sarcasm
It seems??? The Foo have been around for twenty two years, dude. Also, pain and sorrow might be the last two words I would use to describe how I feel when I listen to them.
exactly. Which is why its more likely of Kurt Cobain being the second coming than him. Not that i dislike him or anything!. I used to listen to Foo Fighters before but i changed music taste later on in life.
Quote:Thou shalt wear flanel
Thou shalt mumble incoherently
He actually made a list of 6 on it, so you are not that far from it.
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 12:56 pm
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RE: NEW Religion - Cobainism Second coming of Jesus
November 26, 2016 at 1:01 pm
(November 26, 2016 at 12:56 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: Not believing someone is the creator of the universe is a sure sign of dislike.
But you don't have to believe though
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