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They can have my c*ck when they pry it from my cold dead hand...
March 13, 2017 at 1:21 pm
Texas lawmaker proposes a $100 masturbation fine
Quote:A Texas lawmaker is proposing a bill that would require men to be masters of their own domain ... or be prepared to unload $100 in fines.
Jessica Farrar, a Democratic state representative, reportedly filed House Bill 4260 ... which proposes that in addition to masturbation fines it would require rectal exams before getting a vasectomy, colonoscopy or Viagra prescription.
Jessica called her bill "satirical" in an effort to underscore the healthcare restrictions women face in Texas under GOP led lawmakers. In particular, she points out there are fines for "emissions outside a woman's vagina," and all potential abortion patients must read "A Woman's Right to Know."
She defended her bill, saying ... "Texans deserve to be treated with the same amount of respect when making healthcare decisions, regardless of their gender."
No denying, Texas would make money hand over fist ... so to speak.
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March 13, 2017 at 1:27 pm
I could go to Texas and offer my services at a substantial savings over the fines . . .
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March 13, 2017 at 1:37 pm
ooh, with that much earning, texas alone should be able to cover the cost of the entire wall
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March 13, 2017 at 3:10 pm
Laws like this should be in every state where they're trying so hard to stop women getting abortions.
They claim everything from "Protecting the unborn" to "caring about the emotional and physical wellbeing or women", but what it comes down to is "if we let women control their own reproduction and bodies they might start thinking for themselves and that would make Baby Jesus cry!"
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March 13, 2017 at 4:59 pm
(March 13, 2017 at 3:10 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Laws like this should be in every state where they're trying so hard to stop women getting abortions.
They claim everything from "Protecting the unborn" to "caring about the emotional and physical wellbeing or women", but what it comes down to is "if we let women control their own reproduction and bodies they might start thinking for themselves and that would make Baby Jesus cry!"
They could package it as the "Every Sperm is Sacred Act".
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March 13, 2017 at 5:37 pm
(March 13, 2017 at 4:59 pm)Tazzycorn Wrote: (March 13, 2017 at 3:10 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Laws like this should be in every state where they're trying so hard to stop women getting abortions.
They claim everything from "Protecting the unborn" to "caring about the emotional and physical wellbeing or women", but what it comes down to is "if we let women control their own reproduction and bodies they might start thinking for themselves and that would make Baby Jesus cry!"
They could package it as the "Every Sperm is Sacred Act".
I like that!
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March 13, 2017 at 5:58 pm
How about if I just retrograde ejaculate?
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March 13, 2017 at 6:14 pm
(March 13, 2017 at 1:27 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I could go to Texas and offer my services at a substantial savings over the fines . . .
If I went to Texas, I'd have to have three jobs just to keep up with fines and court costs. *rimshot*
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