(March 20, 2017 at 12:05 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:

(March 20, 2017 at 11:36 am)mlmooney89 Wrote: Update:

He just said that cancer was man made, as in we cause cancer.

Well, he's partially correct. 

Time for him to become bubble boy. It's the only way to be safe.

Lol I agreed that the skin and lung and such are our own fault but he meant all cancer.

(March 20, 2017 at 12:15 pm)mlmooney89 Wrote:

(March 20, 2017 at 12:05 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Well, he's partially correct. 

Time for him to become bubble boy. It's the only way to be safe.

Lol I agreed that the skin and lung and such are our own fault but he meant all cancer.

Ask him what causes the pediatric cancers and see what he says.

(March 20, 2017 at 11:36 am)mlmooney89 Wrote: Update:

He just said that cancer was man made, as in we cause cancer.

Holy Jesus jumping shitballs!

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Yeah... we also give animals cancer too.

We cause cells to attack themselves with our evil sinning. Lol.

This guy is great!

I know right? I thought this thread would die after the first few things he did but seriously every day he says something that I'm just like seriously you are about to have a second child and you are in charge of their upbringing?!

When his second child does come along you'll probably hear that he read in an article that when it comes to the second child it is paramount that the father sits in a particular seating position on a particular piece of furniture in the basement every Wednesday between 11:34 and 11:37 AM as they repeat the word "prudence" otherwise their second child's soul will be blackened by a demonic camel called Vince.

"I suppose I will give it a try"

So we only have 6 people that work here at the bank. One is out for surgery, one is in an all day meeting outside of the bank, and one quit this morning. Because of this we are asked to skip our lunch hour and the bank pays for lunch to be brought in from where we choose. This happens sometimes because we have to have three people in the bank when the lobby is open. New kid throws an epic hissy fit. He says he doesn't want the free lunch because he is mad he can't sit at Whataburger for his hour. Plus "I don't like trying new things without someone telling me it is good." I ask him twice and he says no. At this point he is being sassy. Finally right before we are going to call in the order I ask him one last time. Yeah I got that response as he slinked over like a child. Low and behold he loves it and it all happy go lucky now. >.>

Ask him if I can write a paper about him.

I'll even fly over and interview him.

(March 22, 2017 at 3:05 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Ask him if I can write a paper about him.

I'll even fly over and interview him.

Researching religiously induced mental disorders?

(March 22, 2017 at 2:56 pm)mlmooney89 Wrote: "I suppose I will give it a try"

So we only have 6 people that work here at the bank. One is out for surgery, one is in an all day meeting outside of the bank, and one quit this morning. Because of this we are asked to skip our lunch hour and the bank pays for lunch to be brought in from where we choose. This happens sometimes because we have to have three people in the bank when the lobby is open. New kid throws an epic hissy fit. He says he doesn't want the free lunch because he is mad he can't sit at Whataburger for his hour. Plus "I don't like trying new things without someone telling me it is good." I ask him twice and he says no. At this point he is being sassy. Finally right before we are going to call in the order I ask him one last time. Yeah I got that response as he slinked over like a child. Low and behold he loves it and it all happy go lucky now. >.>

You missed a perfect opportunity. A random comment about the delivery guy, how filthy his hands were, did you see how he looked -I hope he hadn't been touching his face, did anyone notice the open oozing sore on his neck, does anyone know what leprosy looks like.  

Or throw your food out and dare him to eat his.