(July 25, 2017 at 4:28 am)Mr.Obvious Wrote: My woman also needs me to make sure she doesn't get lost.
She has so little sense of direction and coördination, it's actually quite adorable.

And I need her to not get lost myself, internally. She always drives me to be the best me I can be. She makes me more.
All in all. I guess that means I need her more on a fundamental level.
Without me, she wouldn't know where she is. Without her, I wouldn't know who I am.

This was too darn cute.

(July 25, 2017 at 11:46 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: I do.

My husband is my daddy.

I thought you were in Texas, not Tennessee.

Women who don't want them can send them my way


But erm... yes, you kinda do need men... kind of important in preserving the human race

(July 25, 2017 at 4:55 pm)Regina Wrote: Women who don't want them can send them my way


But erm... yes, you kinda do need men... kind of important in preserving the human race

but keep in mind womens only need the one sperm cell for pregnancy.  Why they don't share the rest with us deserving homos is just MEAN.

I guess some women want to be with a man very badly. I don't think they'd die without one. Know any of the women of the former variety that like them big, but not quite fluffy? Anyway slow dying off of the human race and such.

(July 24, 2017 at 7:30 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Pro-tip: other than opening stuck jars, we're useless.  

Brawn is only one aspect of our species, there certainly is more than one attribute to both women and men.

I know I hated it when other men in my past have looked at me like I was a loser when I couldn't lift something or make something. I used to take that personally growing up but now I simply don't give a fuck.

To Rhonda, you can buy jar opener, so yea, you still don't need a man. If you want one for companionship sure, but you don't need one.

Of course I'll hold your hair as you projectile vomit. There, There.

(July 25, 2017 at 7:09 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Of course I'll hold your hair as you projectile vomit. There, There.

Or she could just tie her hair back.

;P

(July 25, 2017 at 4:55 pm)Regina Wrote: Women who don't want them can send them my way


But erm... yes, you kinda do need men... kind of important in preserving the human race

And not just preserving it but having evolved as we have.  That kind of change doesn't happen without sex (as opposed to asexual reproduction).  Being sexed creatures has its down sides, especially for those of you who lug around most of the reproductive equipment.  But without it you just don't get state of the art species such as ourselves.  So thanks a lot ladies!

*Read this in a book called "Why do men exist?" by Mary Hapgood back in the 70's or 80's.  I find no mention of it on line but a similar idea expressed more concisely here.  http://www.iflscience.com/environment/why-do-men-exist/

(July 25, 2017 at 4:49 am)ignoramus Wrote: I've been the official nail polish opener for decades... Them bastards can get a little tough with their small caps...
Sometimes when they're real hard I instinctively put it in my mouth to use my teeth! She goes off at me!  lol!

Ladies, we get the job done ... that's what matters.

She won't need you to do that for her anymore if she simply takes a cotton ball and some nail polish remover around the threads of the bottle. Keeps polish from clumping up makes for no sticky tops