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The theory of evolution HOAX
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RE: The theory of evolution HOAX
August 16, 2017 at 1:09 pm
(August 16, 2017 at 4:47 am)Cyberman Wrote: This Steve also supports the theory of evolution.

How can you say that machine man that you are. You were obviously designed, on a Friday afternoon after a long drinking session.



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RE: The theory of evolution HOAX
August 16, 2017 at 1:09 pm
Pabsta fails again. Poor lost soul. I wonder how he deals with the fact the Catholic church officially supports evolution, Likely with booze I'd imagine,
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RE: The theory of evolution HOAX
August 16, 2017 at 1:15 pm (This post was last modified: August 16, 2017 at 1:16 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
He deals with it easily, in that they -don't- officially support evolution, they officially and infallibly deny it in favor of ID, special creation, and monogenism. The articles of their faith.
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RE: The theory of evolution HOAX
August 16, 2017 at 1:45 pm
(August 16, 2017 at 1:09 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(August 16, 2017 at 4:47 am)Cyberman Wrote: This Steve also supports the theory of evolution.

How can you say that machine man that you are. You were obviously designed, on a Friday afternoon after a long drinking session.

We are the ultimate in human evolution. We are what your species will become. We are the perfect survivors.

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RE: The theory of evolution HOAX
August 16, 2017 at 3:15 pm (This post was last modified: August 16, 2017 at 4:12 pm by Succubus.)
(August 16, 2017 at 12:57 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote: If nothing else, this thread is evidence that the ecumenical dream is not dead. A Catholic and a Muslim celebrating their commonality is . . . heartwarming.

They may slavishly adhere to different holy books. They may pray differently. But in the end, they are united by their common anti-intellectualism and imbecility.

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RE: The theory of evolution HOAX
August 16, 2017 at 3:53 pm
I have an alternative "theory" to evolution.

I call it "Bectacular Design". My theory is that I actually designed everyone and everything in my sleep, and what I dream becomes reality.

Looking at the universe, and humanity in particular, it seems I still have a LOT of designing to do.

This warrants more sleep.

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RE: The theory of evolution HOAX
August 16, 2017 at 5:44 pm
If your dreams are anything like mine, I really hope they become reality.
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#178
RE: The theory of evolution HOAX
August 16, 2017 at 7:13 pm
(August 15, 2017 at 2:08 am)pabsta Wrote: <SNIP>

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Save your verbal diarrhea for people who give a fuck.
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RE: The theory of evolution HOAX
August 17, 2017 at 7:33 am
(August 16, 2017 at 3:53 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I have an alternative "theory" to evolution.

I call it "Bectacular Design".  My theory is that I actually designed everyone and everything in my sleep, and what I dream becomes reality.

Looking at the universe, and humanity in particular, it seems I still have a LOT of designing to do.

This warrants more sleep.

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RE: The theory of evolution HOAX
August 17, 2017 at 7:38 am
Beccs, if your dreams really did come true, you'd be out of a job! Careful what you wish for!
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