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Damned Mormons
RE: Damned Mormons
Hard to believe there are this many stupid fucks in the world.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/...ched-1588/

Quote:Mormon church leaders say worldwide membership has reached 15.88 million

Then again, the WLB got 60 million votes.
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and to make Mormonism popular in other racially diverse countries, the poohbahs running the thing had to decide between maintaining their God inspired racist dogma or backtracking on it to achieve greater financial input. For a denomination with a serious hankering for tithing, the choice was clear, and with a tip of the hat to Lord Mammon, the racial stuff was buffered, whitewashed, polished, masked, Febrezed and veneered, and the church finance department went out and bought more real estate.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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Speaking of dumb mormon shit....

https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/...ship-stats

Quote: Mormon Leaders Encourage More Baptisms for the Dead

Mormon leaders are reminding church members about the importance of performing ceremonial baptisms for deceased ancestors.


Good thing they are already dead or they'd be rolling in their graves!
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I'll perform some more ceremonial fellatio of dead Mormons . . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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http://www.rawstory.com/2017/04/watch-mo...ave-money/

Quote:Mormon leader explains why children must go hungry so the church can have money


Being a mormon is a special class of stupid.
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Desperately grasping for the 19th century.

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/05/mormon-c...us-canada/

Quote:Mormon church cuts ties with Boy Scout programs in US, Canada

Quote:Beginning January 2018, the Utah-based Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is cutting ties with the Boy Scouts’ Varsity and Venturing programs, youth development activities aimed at preparing young men ages 14 to 18 for adulthood.

This announcement came months after the Boy Scouts began accepting transgender boys into the program. But the church said this did not influence its decision to pull out of the programs.

Yeah, sure fucktards.  I bet you got another telegram from planet Kolob.
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second time today Kolob has come up, tee hee !!
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ly...-1.3509202

Quote:Utah polygamous sect leader Lyle Jeffs to serve up to five years in prison after pleading guilty


Quote:A Utah polygamous sect leader who spent a year on the run will serve up to five years in prison after pleading guilty in a food stamp fraud case on Wednesday.

Lyle Jeffs, charged in the multimillion-dollar scheme as well as his escape from home confinement, entered the plea in federal court in Salt Lake City.

Motherfucker.
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Just to be clear what he was doing:

that food stamp abuse was underwriting (with Federal tax dollars from all of us!!) his Fundamentalist Mormon BREEDING COLONY.


My outrage over his crime and the trivial sentence he earned is manifest. Fucking Mormon hound dog breeding on the taxpayers dime to sate his fucking imaginary and criminal Mormon God.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Damned Mormons
(September 20, 2017 at 8:27 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Just to be clear what he was doing:

that food stamp abuse was underwriting (with Federal tax dollars from all of us!!) his Fundamentalist Mormon BREEDING COLONY.


My outrage over his crime and the trivial sentence he earned is manifest.  Fucking Mormon hound dog breeding on the taxpayers dime to sate his fucking imaginary and criminal Mormon God.

It's my understanding that some FLDS members feel like it is their duty to bilk the government for whatever they can get.  It's also my understanding that it's common practice for second, third, fourth... wives to go on welfare or other government assistance programs and claim that they don't know who the father of their child is or claim that he's not around as a way for polygamous men to maintain having huge families.

Can't remember now where I've heard this stuff but there you have it.
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
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